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    “H-Hi, Kacchan.”

    “Hey.”

    “What’s— um, what’s up?” Izuku asks nervously, bouncing on his toes.

    Katsuki crosses his arms across his chest and stares at him, his face blank.

    “‘What’s fucking up?’” Katsuki narrows his eyes, and Izuku gulps, “Let’s discuss the last fucking month, shall we?”

     

    or, after Izuku gets back to UA, Katsuki finally gets to yell at him.

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  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    The night Ilya Rozanov learned 3 things:

    1) Canadian Club is fucking gross
    2) Hurricane shots are fucking awesome
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    3) Shane Hollander is a fucking babe

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    The Montreal Voyagers don't know who Jane is.

    They only know the Boston Raiders keep calling their captain by her name, Shane has apparently been sneaking off with their biggest rivals for months, and Ilya Rozanov seems far too comfortable with his arm around him.

    They probably should've left it at that.

    Because when the Voyagers finally figure out who Jane actually is, the Boston Raiders learn exactly what happens when someone fucks with one of their own.

    And apparently, twenty-two hockey players have decided Shane Hollander is one of theirs.

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    The Boston Raiders don't know who Jane is.

    They only know she lives in Montreal, Ilya sees her whenever they're in town, and she seems to be the only person on earth capable of keeping Ilya Rozanov on a leash.

    After two weeks of bag skates, Marlow decides they're desperate enough to call her.

    He probably should've asked Ilya who Jane actually was first.

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  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Oh my god! Oh my god! Anton you got laid” Issa exclaims embracing her best friend. “I’m so happy for you.”

    Anton, making a slightly incriminating face, gently pulls her off of him and starts for the door.

    “Oh no love, I…just tried this new sleep mask last night.” Anton exclaims as he grabs his things. “Yeah, I'm so overly rejuvenated…all the collagen so—okay bye guys—.” He says through a forced laugh. His pace quickens as to not get questioned further. 

    “O-kayy, bye slut” Billie calls out as the door closes.

    “He totally broke his dry spell.” Issa says, joining her roommate on the couch. “I’m so proud I could cry.”

    "Who do you think it was?" Billie questioned.

    “It had to be bisexual dick.” Issa adds.

    “One hundred percent. Oh! We should ask Paul Baker when he wakes up, he might know him.” 

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    OR Anton finally breaks his infamous dry spell, and Paul Baker is about to combust with guilt

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