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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    03 Oct 2025

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    There's no silence in the tent, not while Trap's tapping his foot in a perfect droning rhythm that feels as though it's knocking rocks around in Hawkeye's skull. Hawk finally thuds his head back. "You're gonna put a hole in the goddamn floor. Will you cut it out?"

    "Hey, you find me a better way to spend all this fucking energy and I'll take it," Trap snaps. "I'm about two steps away from just throwing a wig on your head and making do."

    The slippery tingle that rushes up Hawkeye's spine morphs into a snort. "You put a wig on Margie every time you take her for a picnic and pickle tasting?"

    "What's that supposed to mean?"

    Hawk rolls his eyes. He gets a hand in his own dark locks and gives them a tug. "What, you don't see the resemblance here? Gimme two minutes to shave my face and you won't even need to close your eyes."


    When the nurses conduct a second sex strike, the men have to find creative ways to satisfy their desperation. Hawkeye proposes to Trapper a couple of particularly unique options. But it's okay, it's not going to fuck up their friendship, not even a little bit. Right?

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    12 Jul 2025

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    12 Aug 2024

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    “Here,” Jaskier says, holding out half of a sweet bun.

    Geralt just stares.

    “You bought that,” he says, as if the bard has somehow forgotten. Jaskier had waxed poetic for hours on their way to this town about his craving for a sweet bun.

    “Yeah?” Jaskier says, a bemused smile on his face. “Are you worried about eating stolen goods?”

    No, that isn’t what Geralt’s worried about.

     

    (Jaskier has a habit of sharing his food) (This stresses Geralt out more than it should).

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    02 May 2024

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    Sure, Katsuki knew what Deku looked like on a superficial level. Short, stocky, freckled, baby-faced. He’d known Deku since childhood and all of its indignities, and caught casual glimpses of him in the communal showers, but Katsuki never paid any particular attention, because it was just Deku. But then the beach trip happened, and everything changed.

    ——

    In which Katsuki falls in love.

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    08 Mar 2024