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    Wile E. Coyote, super genius and expert vampire hunter, has been chasing a vampire across the New Mexico desert for years without success. Every time he feels he's gotten close to finally driving a stake through the bastard's heart, he slips away, leaving Wile E. battered, bruised and feeling incredibly pathetic in his wake.

    One day, he's called off to get rid of a local vampire and, while he doesn't want to abandon the chase he's in, he ultimately complies and takes the job.

    He doesn't expect that bastard to follow him.

    He definitely doesn't expect that bastard to get jealous, either.

    He DEFINITELY isn't expecting to fall in love, either, but most people rarely expect that sort of thing.

     

    A vampire au (because this fandom needs one and goddamnit, I'm gonna deliver)

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    02 Oct 2026

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    It all happens so quickly. One moment, Hayden is moving towards his wife so he can fall apart in her arms, and the next, there’s six feet of oddly nervous Russian hockey player separating Jackie from him.

    “Is ok,” Rozanov says, hands in the air as though Hayden’s holding a gun. “Pike, whatever you are upset about. Is not Jackie’s fault.”

    Or: Hayden, Ilya, and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “Six on one, huh?” Hayden says, looking down at the guy and then back at Shane.

    “Yup,” Shane says. The cop starts to lead him to the car. He doesn’t bother to put up a fight. Just turns to J.J. and says in French, “I’ve been under the security camera since I called Hayden. It should have picked everything up.”

    “Self-defense, then, and you can prove it. Yes?”

    If the cop hadn’t closed the door then, Shane might even have responded: and I don’t have a scratch on me.

    Or: After the fanmail video, but before Shane transfers to Ottawa, a group of guys sees Shane walking alone and decides to do something about it. It doesn’t go particularly well for them.

    EDIT 08/03/26: now with a fully coded social media section courtesy of the amazing Chani!

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Yuna Hollander is really quite good at Super Smash Bros. David Hollander isn’t bad, but he’s not particularly amazing, either. He tries his best.

    It’s only after they turn off the TV—after Yuna pulls Shane aside to talk about some sponsorship meeting before Shane and Ilya leave for the night—that Ilya finds out why Shane’s parents know how to play.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.

    “I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.

    “Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.

    “Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”

    “Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”

    Everyone turned to Comeau.

    “What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”

    The room exploded with eager voices.

    …

    The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.

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    28 Sep 2026