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concede, comply (contend, deny) by Anonymous for biocomp, mortarsmayfall
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 Oct 2018
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In retrospect, the mistake in his logic was glaringly obvious. But then again, Connor supposed that was what made objectivity such a challenge in the first place.
You first had to assume you were an object.
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- Part 3 of linguistics, semantics
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14 Aug 2026
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save the date by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Sep 2023
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“What’s your favorite color,” Gojo interrupts. Suguru blinks.
“I don’t think that’s relevant,” he responds mildly. “What’s your favorite color, though? We can probably incorporate it into the design—”
“Triangle,” Gojo interrupts again confidently, and before Suguru can ask what the fuck that means, he’s leaning in again, a palm cupped against his chin. “Do you like boys?”
What the fuck, Suguru thinks.
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or, Suguru is planning the wedding of one Satoru Gojo and Shoko Ieiri. he's not really sure why the former keeps flirting with him on the job.
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28 Apr 2026
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Solve For XXX by 572stars
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Dec 2024
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Geto Suguru has a thing for nerds. His new math TA Gojo Satoru? The hottest nerd on campus.
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“Are you sure you’ve never done this before?” Suguru skeptically asks as Satoru presses sweet little kisses down his cheek all the way to the corner of his mouth.
Satoru laughs, leaning back to look at him. “I’m sure. So, how am I doing so far?” he asks, eyes gleaming.
Suguru can’t risk Satoru’s head getting too big, so he says, “Eh, I’d give you a solid ‘B’.”
Satoru’s eyes narrow in annoyance at that. “I’ve never gotten a ‘B’ in my life.”
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- Part 1 of Coke Bottle Glasses
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28 Apr 2026
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an anthology of bad ideas by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Nov 2021
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Gojo panics and asks a very attractive stranger to be his fake boyfriend for a wedding.
Here’s the problem — there’s no wedding.
(Fake Dating AU)
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25 Apr 2026
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In nearly every way (except the most notable), the Princess of Hyrule was the Goddess incarnate. For that reason alone, it was a little ingenious for the King to offer up his daughter’s hand to whoever was able to pull the sword.
Link hadn’t meant to pull the sword. He planned to watch as his comrades pulled with all their might, perhaps even tease a few about how it was all for the better that the sword didn’t budge, because surely no Princess could ever love their ugly mugs, and then get into a good old-fashioned wrestling match with their bruised egos after one too many jokes. But it hadn’t mattered what he had in mind; Link’s plans be damned. The Goddess had already plucked him out of obscurity and set him along Her own path.
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23 Apr 2023