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i apologise to anyone ive eva hurt ..i hope you can find it in ur heart ..to forgive DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!! FUCK YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Computa, how do you get rid of your wife's sourdough starter, quickest route, no clogged pipes. Computa, do you hear me?

    (or, five times Charles is jealous of Max's sourdough starter, Lila, and one time she is not.)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    this was lowk funny as fuck

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    David managed to get on the podium at the Nürburgring, which was great, but all of the flights out were cancelled, which was not great. Fortunately, his teammate (whom David was So Normal About, thank you) had a car and was willing to give him a lift to the next race. Now, he just had to make it without doing something insane, like kissing him.

    Mika didn't regret offering his teammate a ride to Imola, however he never expected David to be so... so David. It was distracting, and endearing, and oh no, Mika didn't have a crush on him, did he?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    so sweetie

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    The thing about loving Max Verstappen quietly is that it requires a particular kind of discipline.
    Daniel's had six years to learn it. He's also had three weeks to carry a ring around in his backpack, waiting for the right moment. The ring is titanium, from the halo of Max's 2023 car. There are four diamonds in it, one per championship, with room on the band for more.

    He'd intended it as a promise. Max receives it as a challenge.

    "I want more diamonds, Daniel."

    Or: Daniel gives Max a ring with four diamonds, one per championship, and room for more. Max takes this as both a love letter and a personal challenge. The paddock will never recover.

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    28 May 2026

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    ive been smiling like an idiot the whole way through this

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    “If you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you need an eggplant and two zucchinis for at two am on a Wednesday?”

    Lando shot him a look. “I was gonna cook.” Obviously?

    “Right.”

    “Ratoutille,” he clarified.

    “Ratatouille?”

    “Yeah that. Whatever.”

    Oscar looked at him, amused. “And why did you need to do that now, of all times?” he asked, intrigue seeping into his words. Lando had half a mind to tell Oscar to mind his own damn business but thought better of it. Weirdly, he was enjoying their odd little interaction.

    Maybe it was something about how the supermarket felt like its own small little world, near-deserted in the middle of the night and somehow separate from the rainy London outside, or maybe it was because Oscar was the first person in days who didn't look at Lando like he was fragile, like he needed to be pitied.

    “Because it's life changing,” he said, stupidly.

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    OR: Lando decides to prove to the world he is single and thriving. What better way to do that than cooking healthy French-sounding food for himself? At two am, needless to say.

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    28 May 2026

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    so cutieful. makes me mourn that we dont have supermarkets open till late in the night

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    “I think it's just Everclear-fueled graffiti, Daniel,” Max says faintly, paler than milk. “It's not deep. Please stop talking about dicks.”

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    05 May 2026

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    10000000/10