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Quid pro quo: something given or received for something else aka “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” aka how Hermione Granger and Theo Nott ended up married – to each other.
When asked to marry a practical stranger, especially if it isn’t even the stranger asking, the expected answer would be “no.” Maybe even “hell no.” Somehow Hermione’s answer had been “yes.” Well not exactly somehow, she knew how – a combination of her soft heart, needing to protect her brother’s happiness, and pissing off some old sexist revenge seeking men (and her second-cousin Mark. Fuck you, Mark).
Theo Nott needed a wife to save his life, Hermione Granger needed a husband to save hers (in a significantly different way, but potayto potahto). Through the scheming (read: begging) of Draco Malfoy the two made an agreement: quid pro quo.
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This is an AU version of Teen Wolf picking up right after Jackson was saved from being the Kanima. Each of the stories are self contained and can be read as stand alone. They are each a season in a series. The series, of course, has a through line, but if you're one of those people that can't read unfinished work, each work has a satisfying conclusion in and of itself.
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Lessons in Sleuthing and Seductions (Intentionally and Very Much Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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Buck needs to know what’s in that box.
“Oh no. I know that face,” Eddie sighs. “You’re about to become weird about this, aren’t you?”
“Aren’t you curious about what’s in the box Eddie??”
“Not curious enough to get stabbed.”
Buck ponders the downsides of getting stabbed versus getting answers.
“Buck.”
“No, I know! I know!” he concedes. “I, Even Buck Buckley, promise not to get myself stabbed in the noble pursuit of knowledge.”
meanwhile...
Wife City 💅
Eddie: How do I get Buck to look at me disrespectfully?
Maddie: no
Or: the one where Buck is living in a mystery romcom while Eddie is stuck in horny jail hell.
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- Part 2 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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09 Apr 2026
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to have and to hold (platonically and heterosexually) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”
Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.
“Excuse me?”
“W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”
Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.
When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”
or,
Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.
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- Part 1 of platonic marriage
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28 Feb 2026
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When Morgana invokes a long forgotten spell, the ancient and powerful Court of Magic is summoned to pass judgment on Uther Pendragon and his bloodline for their crimes against the magical world.
But for the verdict to be carried out, every seat on the Council must be filled, and the chair of the Dragonlords has long stood empty.
Now Merlin faces an impossible choice: side with his people and end Uther’s reign of terror, or save Arthur.
Now combined with The Paper King
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21 Jan 2026
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Operation Chainbreaker by not-blonde-yet (stillredhead_just_tired)
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
16 Aug 2025
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03 Sep 2025