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Minho can't believe he has to resort to this. He's been so busy recently that he can’t even have a simple meal for his monthly needs.
He hates being a fox.
(7/7/2026 - chapter 3 & 4 updated)
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18 Aug 2026
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“Look, Wooyoung,” Chan says, feet tracking down the long flights of stairs, no signs of stopping. “I’m not even a bottom! And I’m assuming you’re not either! I know I sort of give off the vibes sometimes, and maybe for the right person I would, but I’m actually a top.” He looks back for a brief second to make exacerbated eye contact, “I’m not really even sure if that’s okay to say in today’s political climate, but it’s the truth!”
Wooyoung is persistent, right behind Chan as he trails the steps, “I’m verse, baby,” he preens, “I can treat you right no matter what way you need to be treated.”
“Wooyoung.” Chan says, calmly and clearly, back straight and face collected. "I didn’t want to say this,” he starts, “because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but I can’t go out with you, because I have a boyfriend.”
What do you do when your lovesick, sort of very creepy co-worker just won't quit? Find a handsome stranger on the street and beg him to pretend to be your boyfriend until it all spirals out of control, of course!
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14 Feb 2026
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“Minho-hyung, can you please fuck me?”
Minho smiles politely. “Come again?”
“I wanted to ask for some time already,” Jisung says, puffing his chest out. “And well, I trust you, and since you’re experienced, it would alleviate a lot of my anxiety to do it with you. Could you– Would you fuck me? Please?”
"Yes, of course, they don’t call me The Sex Haver for nothing," Minho lies. He has not had sex, and no one calls him that, but he’d rather die than let Jisung fuck somebody else. “You can trust me.”
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10 Feb 2026
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I am NOT [Stray Kids Hogwarts AU one shot series] by joytiny, staylovely
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 Feb 2019
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A series of different Stray Kids ships in Hogwarts. It all plays in the same AU and it's kinda connected sometimes...(mostly regarding the timeline...)
Changlix|Banginho|Seungjin
(There will be mentions of other groups as well)
Credits to my sister for helping me come up with ideas (she came up with most of them!) and for occasionally taking over the writing when I wasn't inspired.
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- Part 1 of I am NOT!
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21 Nov 2025