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Eloise silently cursed Penelope for convincing her to come back here. Colin had been all ready to go, convinced he could somehow talk Cressida down when they had never even shared a proper conversation before. Eloise made the mistake of commenting that Cressida would never in a million years be reasoned with by a man who could never relate to her, and Penelope looked at her with that twinkle of an idea in her mind.
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Cressida was up to something, Penelope just knew it.
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"Forget? You want me to forget?" Eloise replied incredulously. "It would've been easier to ask me to forget that I've grown an extra limb!" It was true, Eloise felt like a dog that just discovered its tail for the first time, spinning itself dizzy chasing after it.
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In which Eloise is desperately, dramatically, and drastically ill-prepared for a revelation concerning one Miss Cressida Cowper.
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Tally was nothing if not a slave to her impulse control. One minute she was laughing to herself, shaking her head at the ridiculous item in the shop; the next she was at the register with sweaty palms, dying of embarrassment as the cashier flashed the tiniest of smirks at her.
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Three encounters Chief Benja has with Princess Namaari.
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In her heart of hearts, Nami knows that she wants too much: that she’s too much. She’s been this way for as long as she can remember, even when she was just a tiny child chafing against poverty and the shoreline of an island that seemed to grow smaller and smaller with each passing year. The voracious beast inside her was quieter before Arlong educated her on the true price of not having enough, but it’s always been a part of her and has been clawing at the inside of her ribcage and howling for more ever since. Strangers are the safest choice for Nami to let herself be so hungry with because she’s gone by morning, long before her neediness can swallow them whole, so she can take from them without an ounce of guilt and she tells herself that it’s enough.
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Nami goes home with a dark-haired, blue-eyed stranger. Robin takes issue with that.
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07 Jul 2026
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the type of greed they talk about in the bible by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
11 Jun 2026
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Miss Wednesday managed to kick Nami back and leaped to stand on the railing. It would have looked graceful, if she then didn’t try to (unsuccessfully) cover her nether regions with the edges of her jacket, while also tucking her boots under one arm and holding her shorts in another.
“Thanks for the ride idiots!” She yelled, pushing her squawking partner over the edge. “Bye bye baby!” She winked at furious Nami, before jumping backwards into the sea.
“What. The. Actual. Fuck. Nami.” Zoro broke the incredulous silence. “Did you-? Did you let the assassin out of restrains… to fuck her?”
“It’s- not- she- I thought- we- she tricked-“ Nami kept starting and then stopping her sentences.
“I think she seemed nice.” Luffy casually shrugged.
“She’s an assassin!” Zoro growled. “If those two come back and slit our throats in our sleep, my last thought will be ‘this is all Nami’s fault’.”
“Well, my last thought will be that I’m glad that I got to give my life for something as beautiful as lesbian sex!” Sanji declared, worst of all, sounding fully sincere. “Nami, I don’t blame you at all, and I want you to know that I would have done the same.”
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11 Jun 2026
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my green eyed monster ( is eating me alive ) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
22 Jun 2026
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“Are you done?” he asks.
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“…Yes.”
Nigel nods. Says, very mildly, to the wall and not to her: “You have spent half an hour telling me why he is wrong for her; and not once have you told me who you think would be right.”
She opens her mouth.
She closes it.
A small, traitorous thought slips in sideways before she can shut the door on it. She shuts the door on it.
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Or the one where Emily and Andrea are friends. Great friends. Best friends. Just friends.
So why the fuck does Andrea want to pull her hair out at the thought of Emily having a boyfriend?
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30 May 2026
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Emily Charlton does not have feelings for Andrea Sachs.
She is simply aware of her. Professionally. Logistically. Catastrophically.Or
In which Emily is an Alpha with excellent self-control, Andy is an Omega with no sense of self-preservation, and Runway is absolutely not prepared for whatever this is.- Language:
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25 May 2026
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A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, AO3, Original Work
20 Jul 2026
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You've seen it. A fic formatted like a classified document. A chapter that looks like a real social media feed. An interactive game, somehow, inside an AO3 work. You clicked the kudos button. You thought: how.
This is the tutorial that answers that.
A beginner-friendly guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 — no prior coding experience required. By the end of this series, you'll know enough to write formatted fics, build your own workskins, style your entire AO3 interface, and maybe make something that makes other people stop and think how.
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- Part 23 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 2 of HTML/CSS AO3 Skins & Tutorials
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19 May 2026