one_lonely_breadstick
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
$20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.- Language:
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14 Jun 2026
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what's it called when a young guy pays old men for their company by girlwiththepearlearring
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Jul 2024
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Daniel's daughters have opinions about his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of looking glass
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13 Jun 2026
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how memory makes monsters into myth by blueskiddoo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Sep 2024
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“I said I’m fine, Alice,” Daniel snaps, and time itself grinds to a halt.
Not literally. Ha. The things you have to specify with vampires. Daniel wishes he could laugh, but the sound is stuck somewhere in his throat, along with his heart. Now, of course, his hand chooses to be perfectly still.
Why the fuck did he say that?
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daniel keeps slipping up and mistaking armand for his ex-wife and the more he looks back on his memories, the less reliable they get. he's pretty sure he married alice molloy, but how do you marry a woman who apparently never existed?
armand is armand about it.
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12 Jun 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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12 Jun 2026
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This Dangerous Game by MissDisoriental for a_small_potato, cutglasscaress, sightetsound, graham_cracker, Magical_Destiny, modeltype, MrsMusicAddict, Nalyra, Paperwhite_Narcissus, Severus_divides_into_H
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
29 Apr 2017
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"Keep your wits about you Inspector Graham – I rather fear you are going to need them."
London 1888. In order to catch the notorious serial killer known as Jack the Ripper, Will Graham must seek the insights of Dr Hannibal Lecter.
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Now with beautiful fanart! Huge thanks to azrabel, carrionofmyywaywardwatson, cervolina, cherry, CrazyInL0v3, graham_cracker, marlahanni, nnova, Petriey and tictactoes.
Podfic available here
Translations: Chinese here and Russian here and here- Language:
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11 Jun 2026