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The heart wants what it wants (Another heart, an exact replica) by oatmeal_deity
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
05 May 2026
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If he was the type to wince, the sound of 'the other Spamton' would do the trick. He would rather not call his copy that, acknowledging him as someone on his own level. There was only enough space in the endless expanse of Ad World for one King, the King of Only! At a loss for any other term, Spamton had taken up that silly nickname the TV knock-off muttered out… Casanova.
All is right in Ad World, with Lord Spamton G. Spamton ruling over those vastly inferior salesmen, a loyal business partner at his side. No deceit or mistrust could ever come inbetween them! Or at least, that is what the two choose to believe. The comfortable lies of their relationship slowly unravel with the appearance of two strangers, somehow dawning Spamton and Tenna's faces.
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Tenna has always prided himself on his performances, but when a certain mailman joins the TV Time team, he starts running into some difficulties - Tenna has no clue how to act around Spamton without making a fool of himself! Some of his awkwardness falls away once he is given the role of a lifetime - Tenna's first stage kiss, a random Cyber City bar as the backdrop for the scene, and, of course, Spamton as his captivated audience.
Or, simply, instead of admitting their feelings for one another, Spamton convinces Tenna to make out with a stranger so that he can watch.
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That morbid sort where even company can't cure me by oatmeal_deity
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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People tend to model their expectations of what a relationship should look like based on how their parents act - at least, that was what Spamton got from one of those bullshit self-help articles he sent out these days, before promptly clicking off. It might have been true for the Lightners, but many Darkners didn’t really have what you would call a family… much less Spamton, who hardly had anyone at all.
Or 5 times in which Spamton severely fucked things up in his closest relationship + 1 time he might actually get something right.
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Watch your step, or you'll trip and fall right out of love by oatmeal_deity
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Spamton doesn't feel good about returning "home" to TV World following an argument with Tenna, but then again he feels even worse cooped up in his Cyber City apartment. The anticipation of getting to see his partner again wins over the dread, even though he knows Tenna won't exactly be waiting with open arms. Still, what he does not expect to see when he arrives, is the TV Darkner falling into someone else's arms right on their doorstep.
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I (don't) need you to be with me, just try to remember what you see in me! by oatmeal_deity for vanitaswan
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
22 Jan 2026
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A couple years have passed since the Heroes of the Prophecy managed to stop the Roaring, the consequences of it still weighing on Kris, though they had moved away and tried to move on with their life. Not dwelling on the past becomes much harder when they unexpectedly run into Susie, months after a tense not-quite break-up and complete radio silence on both ends. Kris cannot stop themselves from reaching out and inviting the girl over, knowing fully well it's a bad idea - considering all that is left unsaid between them, and especially the fact Susie had apparently begun seeing someone else.
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A collection of my Dead Dove Jack/Oswald fics, featuring perverted sadomasochism, bodily harm as sex and sex as psychological warfare. Mind the tags and proceed with caution.
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Worm Appreciation Day in the Green Room, TV World. by oatmeal_deity
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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A series of Tenna/Rouxls fics which roughly follow a single storyline - that being, Tenna's post-Chapter 3 misery. After all, to end up with Rouxls one must be in pretty dire circumstances.
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A series in which I use a list of 50 prompts for writing kisses with the Pandora Hearts cast.
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The spreadsheets, the spreadsheet-ing, God, since when did he draw up his own spreadsheets, had been a pleasant distraction from his racing thoughts, but now?
"Come visit, Ant," He had said quietly over the phone a handful of hours before, exhausted then too, still awake now, "Once you're off the hook."
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12 Oct 2025