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    Rudo knew Zanka —sorry, "pRoFeSsor Nijiku"— was married. Everyone did, it would be hard to miss the way the usually stoic Materials Science professor softened when he looked down and ran a thumb over his wedding band. And yet despite that, no one knew anything about his wife, not even her name.

    For a so-called "average" guy, Zanka seemed to have a lot of secrets. The most concerning of which pertained to a suspicious guy with a lot of piercings who kept lurking around the research lab after hours.

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    A modern au in which Zanka and Jabber are professionals in their respective scientific fields, and have a reputation for being bitter rivals who are constantly publishing research papers trying to disprove the others findings.

    They've also been secretly married for 6 years.

     
    Rudo —a graduate student and one of Zanka's lab assistants at the University— somehow gets caught in the middle of it all.

     

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Type shit

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    Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.

    Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.

    Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.

    The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.

    The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.

    What could go wrong?

    (Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    This is the janka fic of all time

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    The undead rose and nobody knows what is making this virus happen. The Cleaner sterilize zone that have been exposed to viruses. Their doing the right thing, it’s the new law of the world. Zanka’s having doubts and doesn’t know if what he’s doing is truly right.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Oh wow :,(

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Spamton tries to draw for the first time in over a decade. However, with his new puppet body, his disruptive ads, and frequent glitching, it's more of a challenge than he ever could have anticipated.

    Will he be able to overcome his issues and be able to create again? Or is art yet another thing Spamton has to leave in the past?

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    10 Oct 2025

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    :,( this is really good

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    “I’m not gay, Lt.”

    Time froze for a long moment. Ghost wasn’t expecting that answer at all.

    You meant to tell him that after all those longing stares, the praise seeking, licking his lips, Soap wasn’t into men?

    He tilted his head, eyes narrowed as he leaned in even closer, until he could feel the heat of Soap’s body emanating from him, “That right?”

    “Yep. Straight as a ruler.”

    He knew what he saw. There was no way Soap was completely straight. No straight man ogled another man like that, licking his lips and begging for his praise like an over-eager mutt. Surely, he was in denial. That was the only conclusion Ghost could come to.

    Instead of feeling discouraged, a slow grin spread across his face. As a soldier, he was well-versed with the idea that one defeat didn’t mean he lost the war. He would make Soap realize his desires, picking at his soft points until he broke and admitted it himself.

    This was going to be fun.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    DAMN DAMN DAMN