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“Bitching: the process of turning an alpha or beta into an omega through the imbibement of alpha sperm.”
Wei Ying reading this: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!- Language:
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15 May 2026
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醉 | drunk; intoxication by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2021
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Lan Wangji takes shelter at a brothel on a rainy night. Still a long distance away from Gusu, he resigns himself to asking for a room.
“No women,” he makes sure to say to the madam, simply wanting to rest.
When he opens the door to his room, there is a man draped in red silk, waiting for him.
“Xiansheng,” the man croons. “It’s a beautiful rainy night, are you going to stand there all day?"
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14 May 2026
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Wildflower and Barley by Orphicee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Apr 2026
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“Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done…” he whispered, imploring himself.
Wei Wuxian looked down, bewildered at the sight of perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stared with widened eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbled down toward his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the waistband of his trousers.
Hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traced the wet path of the milky substance until he reached his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knew he would discover.
He pressed down where his cock should be but…
He felt nothing.
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He felt nothing but smoothness.
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Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.
(tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)
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08 May 2026
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Turn Left by kianspo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jul 2023
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“Make me so ugly that no one will ever want me,” he says. “Please.”
Or: Lan Wangji is kidnapped from the Lan Clan when he's still a small child. He retains no memories of his real identity, and only knows himself as a servant at Madam Ji's brothel. When the clients begin to look at him with interest, he finds someone to curse him and take away his true appearance, and with it any chance of ever finding his family.
(Not a brothel fic, that's only the starting point. A Wangxian story. A Twin Jades story.)
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06 May 2026
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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05 May 2026
