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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Ilya is one test away from becoming a Canadian citizen.

    Unfortunately, he has little motivation to study for reasons he'd rather not delve into. And Shane — Shane knows just how to get his husband to do what he wants.

    (The one in which Ilya and Shane turn the Canadian Citizenship Test into a sex-thing.)

    (Also, Ilya thinks deeply about his own affinity to Russia, and what it means to be from a place when that place no longer feels like home.)

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  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Rozanov grins, and it’s the shit-eating kind that makes Shane white out if the timing is just right. “Equipment closet. Left side. Unlocked.”

    “I’m not your fucking dog.”

    Rozanov tilts his head, unblinking, and Shane’s already moving.

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    Or: Shane's coaches notice he flinches toward hits now, not away. Unfortunately, Shane's subconscious has decided getting checked by Ilya Rozanov and getting folded in half by Ilya Rozanov are the same experience.

    Featuring two rookies with matching god complexes, faceoff percentages as foreplay, one catastrophically obedient Shane Hollander, and the Bell Centre's least anonymous supply closet.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Ilya was so focused on the play he almost missed the way Shane hummed under his breath, “like my fucking guard dog.”

    He whipped his head around to stare at Shane, his eyes scanning over his face for confirmation of what he was sure he just heard. “What?”

    “I said you’re like my fucking guard dog.” Shane said a little firmer this time, "can't help but bite when your owner is in trouble right?”

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    Or; Shane Hollander drops the gloves and Ilya doesn't know what to do with himself

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Who needs a nice guy in Montreal, anyway?

    (or: 5 people who were pleasantly surprised by ilya rozanov)

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