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    After the Tuna Meltdown and a disastrous game for the Metros, Shane expects the night to end with a flight to Florida. The Boston Raiders should be heading to California. Instead, a sudden security threat grounds both teams and forces them into lockdown together at a secure location.

    As captains, recently rifted Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are expected to set an example and keep the peace... but the tension between their teams may be the least of their problems.

    Because whatever broke between Shane and Ilya might be far harder to contain than the threat outside.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    “What the fuck did you just say?”

    “Um…” There was a red flush covering his cheeks, and his wife looked at him with a disgusted grimace. Ah, not a new thing, then. “I just meant that—”

    He sounded drunk. Was he fucking drunk in the middle of a barbecue? With children milling around? Blegh.

    “Repeat yourself.” Her voice left no place for arguments, and the other Metro sitting by the foot-in-the-mouth twinky looking dude looked fucking intimidated. They fucking better be, after badmouthing Ilya in front of her. Who the fuck did they think they were, trash-talking Ilya as if they knew him at all?

    “It was a private conversati—” The other metro snapped at her, J-something.

     

    or: J.J. and Hayden don't understand why Shane chose Rozanov. or or: 5 times someone was protective over Ilya + 1 time Shane was (he always is, though)

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    Shane Hollander usually takes the boring jokes from his husband Ilya Rozanov well, until one day he doesn't..
    A whole emotional breakdown later, Ilya—loverboy—Rozanov puts his pathetic, hopeless romantic mask on and makes it his mission to make all of Shane's concerns disappear.

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