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Andrew has to navigate his first crush with the help of his best friend.
"Andrew’s Intro to Sociology class got cancelled, so he was going to use this unexpected break as an opportunity to head back to his apartment and catch up on some much needed sleep before his night class. Andrew expects Kevin to be at their apartment already. What he does not expect is for there to be another person in their apartment, a person Andrew has never seen before."
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Not According to Plan by ilyarozanovsmole (daniiireads)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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While spending the summer in Russia, Ilya learns that Shane has mysteriously retired from the NHL. When he attempts to call, Shane’s phone goes straight to voicemail…
Or the one where Shane finds out he’s pregnant, retires and goes ghost, but underestimates just how much Ilya Rozanov loves him
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27 Jun 2026
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Autocomplete by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]
Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?
Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined.
Shane: Sounds harmless enough.
Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless.
Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off?
[They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]
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27 Jun 2026
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crash out by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
Shane: I choose you. Always.Ilya: I love you.
Shane: I love you, too.
Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?Ilya: Fuck no.
Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.Ilya: He would NEVER.
Shane: ❤️
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Troy: Holy shit.
Troy: HOLY SHIT.
Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
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27 Jun 2026
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Happy Birthday, Ilya by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!
Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!
Barrett: Happy birthday!!
Dykstra: It’s your birthday!
Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️
Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.
Bood: Okay. Well.
Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?
Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.
Barrett: Oh, goody.
Ilya: My husband.
Ilya: Shane Hollander.
Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
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27 Jun 2026
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rash decisions by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.
He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.
Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.
Until it isn’t, of course.
“Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.
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Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.
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27 Jun 2026