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“You can practice on me.” Erling’s words came out flat matter of fact. The same tone he used when discussing anything.
Jude's head turned slowly. “What?”
“If you want to practice. You said someday. We are here now.”
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When you get so bored the night before a match you and your teammate who you always share a hotel room with start kissing and frotting.
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09 Aug 2026
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Jude is aware his reaction wasn’t fair of him - they haven’t agreed to be exclusive, and it’s not Erling’s fault that Jude’s essentially decided to be without consulting him. He didn't technically hear anything he didn’t already know - so Erling sleeps with women, so what. Jude’s known that the whole time and it's never bothered him. He knows telling people is a different calculation for him, just because he doesn't have a choice in it.
What does he want Erling to do, pull Martin aside and tell him that he's not gay and not hiding anything but sometimes he fucks Jude Bellingham when they're in the same city?
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01 Aug 2026
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Nobody else had burrowed under his skin like Haaland had. He was so far from his usual type, so friendly and stoic and cool-headed. God, Jude had liked him so much. He’d spent years making such a tit of himself trying to impress him, and what kept him on the backfoot was that he hadn’t needed to - Haaland had been his rock from the moment he joined the club. It was so easy, so effortless to slip into a routine, it unsettled Jude as much as it thrilled him. But he hadn’t liked how small Haaland made him feel. How out of control. The man was unflappable, impossible to provoke. Jude resented his own infatuation, the ever-swelling bubble of fondness he nursed for Erling, because he had no idea how to be with a man who didn’t fight back.
[The quarter-final looms. Jude hasn't seen Erling since their Dortmund days, and he still hasn't come to terms with his sexuality. Or his fondness for getting folded in half.]
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31 Jul 2026
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“That’s fucking stupid,” Erling states, because it is. It’s incredibly unsafe to put someone down as an emergency heat partner without telling them, without asking them. Could lead to awful situations. Could lead to this.
“Is it?” Jude asks, eyes wide. They’re wet, and they’re so deep you could drown in there. Could agree to almost anything if he just asked nicely. “You wouldn’t help me, if I asked?”
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26 Jul 2026
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"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.
"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.
Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."
"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."
or: a series of lessons in intimate communication
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21 Jul 2026