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“Agatha, this isn’t healthy,” Jen’s voice cut through the trance like a blade through silk—sudden, unwelcome, and far too familiar. “You cannot just run on pure ambition. You need nutrients and sleep.”
“I’m eating,” Agatha huffed without looking up from her monitor.
Jen’s eyebrow arched like it had been trained for this exact moment. She folded her arms, the picture of relentless exasperation, “Yeah, and what is it that you’re eating?”
Agatha gestured vaguely toward the side of her desk, where a wilted paper bag slumped beside her trash bin. “Whatever takeout my assistant brings. There are salads,” she added, defensive now. “So there—nutrients.”
Jen didn’t blink. “You take one bite and then vanish into your work for seven hours straight. By the time the smell starts bothering you, it’s already spoiled. Then you throw it out and say you forgot. Again. Look, all I’m asking is to give it a try. Call the service.”OR Agatha is a busy business owner who is unable to feed herself properly. Her friends suggest a personal chef service. Enters Rio. Will she be able to help Agatha remember how to take care of herself again?
OR Personal Chef AU
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- Part 1 of Udonverse ﾒ Comfort Food Collection
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03 Oct 2025
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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02 Oct 2025
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Agatha has come to terms with the fact that she will probably never meet her match: someone who checks all the boxes on her list of requirements for all aspects of a fulfilling relationship.
That is until she meets Rio, who seems to be everything she wants and more.
But when she takes her home, it turns out how much of her infatuation has been based on false assumptions, significantly decreasing their compatibility.
Oh well, she can let her go. Right?
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29 Sep 2025
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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28 Sep 2025
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All things considered, Agatha’s sex life had been pretty bleak since her last real relationship turned sour.
Which is how she found herself creating a new AOL account. And joining a local bdsm chat room. And writing very explicit directions in her away message.
AIM AWAY MESSAGE: Dyke seeking EXPERIENCED shibari play partner. If you’re strapping and know how to tie, introduce yourself for a compatibility quiz.
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Late 90s strangers-to-lovers fic where Agatha meets Rio at a dive bar after connecting in an AOL chat room.
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- Part 1 of Shatter Your Illusions Universe
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28 Sep 2025