intervertebral
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The photo—the dick pic from Sasuke currently sitting in Naruto's inbox—was sent with a single heartbreaking sentence: Miss me, Daddy?
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Naruto always got horny after games.
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Hey, Harvey, he'd said, forget the nightcap.
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Parable of the Prodigal Son by intervertebral
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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Protestants saw God in the forgiveness. Catholics saw Him in the punishment.
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It’s lonely out here.
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assorted pieces from a larger au im working on. no chronological order
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You liked him so immediately it’s like you knew he had a purpose for coming into your life the moment he arrived in it. No class you’ve ever taken has managed to explain phenomena like that, the body’s innate sense of knowing when it’s close to a person whose touch could permanently alter the world it inhabits.
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24 Jul 2026
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He recruits Neil fine, but then he doesn't know how they go from there to where they were. Weirdly, it seems like the answer is going to involve Neil pretending (very convincingly) to be a stripper, and a whole can of related worms.
(OR: "Let's be honest, he just doesn't want to do it because the plan is to send him and Neil deep undercover on an isolated island as a violent thug and the stripper he's been gifted for the weekend. He doesn't want to to it because it starts with Neil shimmying out of spangled trousers on stage again, and only gets worse...")
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24 Jul 2026
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Neil's recruited to a shadowy organisation, and takes an immediate fancy to the boss. He's always been cunning and flexible and just about crazy enough. He can keep up. He can hold his own.
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23 Jul 2026
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Just that thing where the agent on a mission sends a horny voicemail back to his lover. Except--and here's the kicker--the Protagonist is absolutely certain he isn't sleeping with Neil. (Yet.)
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23 Jul 2026
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“Easy now, cub. You’re as sweet and untouched as a new bride. Better than your mother, I’d wager. I could just as well marry you and then we wouldn’t need her anymore, hmm?” [telemachus/antinous]
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23 Jul 2026