imcompletelycalm
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don't ask questions (you don't wanna know) by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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“Hyung, I’ve always wondered,” Cha Eugene began innocently, “Why do you dislike Cheongryeo-sunbaenim?”
It should be known that Park Moondae is very, very sleep-deprived, and slightly tipsy. Therefore, he should not be held accountable for anything he says or does.
Park Moondae prepares to evade the question by playing dumb, and he’s half-way there when his dumb mouth decides to say something completely different. What comes out of his mouth is this: “Who the hell would get along with their ex-boyfriend?”
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When a joking line of questioning gets a serious, if drunken, answer, TeSTAR learns why Park Moondae and Shin Cheongryeo are Like That.
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- Part 1 of debut or die
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the disastrous fake boyfriend by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
18 Aug 2024
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Much to his chagrin, Saiki has found himself the object of affection for the prettiest girl in the school. He’s tried almost everything to get Teruhashi to lose interest in him without hurting her feelings (and consequently sending her fan club after him… and potentially losing his friend).
Fortunately, the school’s rumor mill offers the perfect solution: reject her by letting everyone know he doesn't like girls. Unfortunately, it involves fake-dating one Toritsuka Reita, aka the only person Saiki trusts to not fall for him, for this plan to work. Good grief.
[Saiki fake-dates Toritsuka for a month. This is all for the sole purpose of letting Teruhashi down gently. He has no ulterior motives whatsoever, no matter what Aiura or anyone else seems to think.]
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VS coming out by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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"Aniki, I need to tell you something."
“What's up?” I ask again, with dwindling interest, until I suddenly remember something I read the other day. Ominous tags. Bad ending. Merry bad ending. Fuck. I grab his shoulders. He startles, shaken out of his protagonist's tumultuous inner monologue. Miiko slips out of my lap and meows plaintively at the both of us from the other side of the couch. My heart shatters. I somehow manage to resist dropping everything to hug the cat. This disturbs Ayato even more.
“Sorry, one moment, Miiko. Ayato, are you okay? You're not getting bullied? None of your friends are having any potentially life threatening issues of the mental or physical nature? You don’t have any life threatening disease or-”
[Ayato comes out to his weird but supportive older brother.]
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just an ordinary bl protagonist's weird older brother by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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this is just where i'm keeping my "a man who defies the world of bl" fics lol
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debut or die by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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just where i'll keep my Debut or Die fanfics lol
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"Tu fui, ego eris" is a Latin phrase meaning, "What you are, I was. What I am, you will be."
(A little something about desire, in which you see in colours that correspond to your soulmate's emotional state, and preteen Hinata has lived in darkness for so, so long.)
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12 Oct 2026
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They stare at the dining table, standing in the buttoned-up silence just an arm's length apart. Weirdly, Shouyou can't think of anything to say, and it's making him sweat under his borrowed clothes. It's not like he hasn't been chatting up strangers left and right at crowded tables in city cafés. Why is this suddenly so hard?
There's a single thought that runs through Shouyou's mind in a loop. He blurts it out before the silence gets too long and he loses his nerve: "Can I keep seeing you?"
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The villagers have warned Shouyou not to cross paths with that strange Kageyama Tobio. Unfortunately, Shouyou isn't great at listening to conventional wisdom.
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i put my hand out, unfolded, into the sunlight by carafin for pennyofthewild
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
30 Aug 2015
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In which Bokuto Kotarou is woefully inept at conveying his feelings, and Akaashi Keiji has a sort-of superpower. Sort of.
Next to him, Komi is chewing his cupcake dutifully, albeit with obvious effort. Washio has assumed a completely neutral expression on his face, although Akaashi thinks that his eyes might be watering. Sarukui, having seemingly demolished the entire thing out of sheer willpower alone, looks like he deeply regrets every single choice that has led to this precise moment in his life.
‘It isn’t too bad, huh?’ Bokuto says, grinning. ‘I made them in our school colours, so they’re like, marbled black and white chocolate swirls! Do you guys want more?’
Sarukui looks like he might pass out at the thought alone. Komi pauses mid-chew to shake his head weakly.
‘I’ll have more,’ Akaashi says, to the general astonishment of everyone.
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D Squad's Day Off by aynchent for Frill
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
21 Sep 2025
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“Alright,” Haje slings an arm over both their shoulders, and though she’s miffed at having to reach up for both, it’s small enough an issue to breeze past, “you two ready to rob this arcade out of all its money?”
Soleum clears his throat, keenly aware of all the wary looks being thrown their way. With a low voice, he comments: “I don’t know if that’s the best impression to give the other mall-goers.”
“Damn,” Minseong adds, seemingly not having considered the outsider perspective too much. With a louder voice, he clarifies, “Metaphorically, we’re going to rob this arcade metaphorically because we’re going to be so good at all the games.”
It's D Squad's (unofficial, self-claimed) day off, and they decide an arcade is the best way to spend their time off.
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07 Oct 2026
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WINTERSTORY: OR HOW THE BOY KING FISHED THE SUN OUT OF THE SKY by perennials
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
29 Mar 2020
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Kageyama Tobio, re-examined.
Bookmarked by imcompletelycalm
05 Oct 2026