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    the world won't wait till you're older by

    Fandoms: Shazam! (2019), DCU, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)  

    13 Feb 2022

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    Shazam didn’t understand how taxes worked. He always seemed kind of lost when they talked politics. Wally often had the sense that he was nodding along with things he didn’t really understand. He knew what vaping was. Inexplicably he knew what TikTok was. Weird guy.

    The Justice League try to adjust to their newest member. They know he's hiding something from them, but in their line of work everyone has secrets. Shazam's no different. Is he?

    Or, the Justice League accidentally inducts a child and then deals with the fall-out.

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    31 May 2026

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    no les das la espalda (tú le ayuda' y perdona' la familia primero) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

    17 Feb 2019

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    “Prowler may have survived,” one of Kingpin’s ears in emergency services says, without preamble, when Tombstone answers their call. “We sent a bus to the old lady’s neighborhood for a gunshot wound, and a cop escorted it to the hospital. I’ll ask around, let you know whatever I find out.”
    They hang up without waiting for a reply, knowing they won’t get one. Tombstone frowns, mulling over the news.
    Fisk won’t be happy about this.

    (Or: Aaron survives. Jefferson and Rio have to help him avoid jail time and/or Kingpin's goons.)
    (Or: Two Lawful Goods Make The Most Chaotic Decisions Of Both Their Respective Careers, More At 11.)

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    30 May 2026

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    refract, reform by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

    02 Apr 2020

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    I should go up there and help him, Miles thinks, and stands up straight to stare at where Green Goblin and the Prowler have Spider-Man pinned down.

    And in the five seconds between the thought and the realization that hey, maybe not, all Miles can think is, but I have no way to get up there.

    So he throws his phone instead.

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    30 May 2026

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    In Which Foggy Nelson Will Absolutely File That Sexual Harassment Claim, Matt by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)  

    22 Oct 2015

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    Foggy looks at them for a moment before the brick of realization thwacks into him and he has to groan and put his face down on the table.

    “I’m not cheating on Daredevil with Matt.”

    “That’s not what we’re saying.”

    Foggy looks up at Steve. Searches his face. Groans even louder this time and puts his face back.

    “Matt is not trying to steal me away from Daredevil.”

    Where Matt is a little shit, the Avengers are concerned that Foggy is in a love triangle, and Matt and Foggy are so disgusting that Karen wants a raise.

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    26 May 2026

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    Death Before Inaction by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)  

    24 Jun 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    25 May 2026