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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    @ESPN:

    Shane Hollander is said to be forming a new rivalry with Detroit’s Aaron Matthews. Several NHL inside sources have confirmed that Hollander is...[link]

     

    @AlwaysOnTheIce:

    Guys, is Rozanov texting...Hollander??

    [Image of Rozanov’s phone with the following texts visible]

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    What is this? Fucking Aaron Matthews?

    Oh so you have new rival?

    You are going to be in scoring race with Matthews now? I do not think is what you want.

    You know its all made up.

    Just the league and their angles. Its not anything

    Ah but you knew about this hmm? You know and you say nothing?

    You are cheating on me now

    And with him

    He is not even good

    Oh my god, you are ridiculous

    I am not cheating on you

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    @RozanovWatch:

    What in the...

     

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Going into a pre-playoff run against the Montreal Metros, Ilya is supposed to upload promotional content for the Centaurs to his Instagram, and it goes spectacularly wrong.

    There's humor and there's heart. There's momager Yuna and my favorite versions of Ilya and Shane.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “Shane. You know you are my baby. My soulmate, my reason for living.”

    There are many reactions to being called such sweet things, but a wail is definitely not one of them. The sound Shane makes is unmistakably upset. A lamenting groan loud enough for the whole table to hear, a sound sober Shane would never make on pain of death.

    “How is that the wrong answer?” Bood asks, bemused.

    Or, Shane is jealous that he isn't Ilya's best friend (even though he is).

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    05 Aug 2026

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    05 Aug 2026