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so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since by fire_but_ashes_too
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
18 May 2024
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No one wanted to play with me as a little kid
So I've been scheming like a criminal ever since
To make them love me and make it seem effortless
This is the first time I've felt the need to confess
And I swear
I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian
'Cause I care-Mastermind, Taylor Swift
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my brain at two am: but what if we wrote a fanfic where Kaz and Inej are rivals? and why are they rivals? oh yes they're sport rivals. what's a sport they can both do? dance? nah we'll do it another time. I KNOW. FENCING.basically, kanej enemies to lovers with fencing au :D
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a man is stuck living the same day over and over, after 13 years he finally decides to try escaping his curse.
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My neighbor the Kryptonian (not clickbait) by El_kun
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
22 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker's new upstairs neighbor is too nice, too tall, and keeps leaving first-aid kits by his door like he knows something.
Clark Kent's downstairs neighbor is too skinny, too tired, and keeps coming home bleeding through his hoodie like he thinks no one notices.
It takes a broken rib, a bent skillet, and one very awkward conversation for them to realize they're both dorks and nerds.
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23 Jul 2026
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In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.
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14 Jul 2026
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Boston University.
Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.
Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.
Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.
Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.
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AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.
*SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*
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14 Jul 2026
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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14 Jul 2026
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Sunset Shimmer's super easy guide to shipping rarijack by Ithinkcharlotteisaprettyname
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
30 Jun 2026
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Applejack has this hopeless crush on Rarity. What kind of friend would sunset be if she didn't try to help?
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22 Jun 2026