farkenshnoffingottom
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Software Tune-Up by AppleSapling, blackglass, bluegeekEM, DevilWithABirdDress, farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), harmony_of_the_rain (melody_of_the_rain), lc2l, mahons_ondine, nonplussed filks (nonplussed), with (cheesecake3), with (wilfriede0815), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
04 Sep 2026
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So this is a story all about how
My brain got flipped turned upside down
And if you have a minute, it won’t take long
I’ll tell you why I can only communicate in songWhile investigating a non-responsive spaceship out in the middle of nowhere, Murderbot accidentally stumbles into a musical.
[Podfic AND story text within]
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[Podfic] Steal the Sun by farkenshnoffingottom for Raine_Wynd
Fandoms: Bend It Like Beckham
28 Aug 2026
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Jess and Jules figure out where they stand.
A podfic of Raine_Wynd's fic "Steal the Sun"
Series
- Part 4 of Bend It Like Beckham Femslash Podfics
- Part 8 of Small Fandom Summer Podfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Hits:
- 0
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[Podfic] Birkhoff's Ten Rules For Living With Spies by farkenshnoffingottom for always_a_queen
Fandoms: Nikita (TV 2010)
27 Aug 2026
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First of all: never play a first-person shooter at 3:00 AM with the volume all the way up, unless you want one grumpy, half-asleep Michael riddling your flat screen with bullet holes.
A podfic of always_a_queen's fic "Birkhoff's Ten Rules For Living With Spies"
Series
- Part 10 of Be a Goldfish - Small Podfics
- Part 6 of Small Fandom Summer Podfics
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[Podfic] Don't I Deserve It? by farkenshnoffingottom for buries
Fandoms: Nikita (TV 2010)
27 Aug 2026
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It's been a while since Owen and Nikita have caught up.
A podfic of buries's fic "Don't I Deserve It?"
Series
- Part 7 of Small Fandom Summer Podfics
- Part 11 of Be a Goldfish - Small Podfics
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[Podfic] Paradigm Shift by farkenshnoffingottom for csi_sanders1129
Fandoms: Numb3rs (TV)
24 Aug 2026
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In which Don finds Charlie after Colby has been rescued in Trust Metric.
A podfic of csi_sanders1129's fic "Paradigm Shift"
Series
- Part 2 of [Podfic] Trust Metric
- Part 8 of Be a Goldfish - Small Podfics
- Part 8 of Numb3rs Podfics
Recent series
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Small Fandom Summer Podfics by farkenshnoffingottom
Fandom Bend It Like Beckham, Galaxy Quest (1999), Hornblower (TV), Hornblower - C. S. Forester, I Am Number Four (2011), Nikita (TV 2010), The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore
28 Aug 2026
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The podfics I'm making for Small Fandom Summer 2026
This event is to make things for a fandom with fewer than 1,000 works on ao3- Words:
- 424
- Works:
- 8
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Bend It Like Beckham Femslash Podfics by farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), farkenshnoffingottom
Fandom Bend It Like Beckham, Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
28 Aug 2026
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During Voiceteam Mystery Box 2025, daisydiversions came up with the idea to try to podfic all of the Bend It Like Beckham femslash fics by authors with blanket permission, so here are my contributions to the cause
- Words:
- 153
- Works:
- 4
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Numb3rs Podfics by farkenshnoffingottom, supermandypods (thegreatmandino), whimsicalmeerkat, wjgravity
Fandom Numb3rs (TV)
24 Aug 2026
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All of my Numb3rs podfics in one place. Works are unrelated, unless otherwise specified
- Words:
- 552
- Works:
- 8
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Be a Goldfish - Small Podfics by farkenshnoffingottom
Fandom Dimension 20 (Web Series), Galaxy Quest (1999), Hornblower (TV), Hornblower - C. S. Forester, I Am Number Four (2011), Leverage (US TV 2008), Nikita (TV 2010), Numb3rs (TV), Sense8 (TV), The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore
27 Aug 2026
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The podfics I've made for Be a Goldfish - A Multifandom Multimedia Microbang
This event has a maximum word count of 1,000 words- Words:
- 475
- Works:
- 11
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Don finds Charlie throughout the events of The Janus List and Trust Metric
A podfic of csi_sanders1129's series "Trust Metric"
- Words:
- 51
- Works:
- 2
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A True Knight by spittingfeathers
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
08 Aug 2026
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“I’m not hurt, father.”
There was blood dripping from her eyes, mirroring the face on the tree behind her.
He looked at her, devastated, as if she were dying. So silly. She had already done that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,144
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 173
- Kudos:
- 972
- Bookmarks:
- 321
- Hits:
- 11,595
Bookmarked by farkenshnoffingottom
17 Jul 2026
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Time travel and visions
Last read: chapter 5 -
Grab the Nerf by the Horns (and Hang On Tight) by Anonymous
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 87,405
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 64
Bookmarked by farkenshnoffingottom
17 Feb 2026
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Bookmarker's Notes
Last read: part 4, chapter 6
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
Series
- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,474
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 95
- Comments:
- 5,376
- Kudos:
- 19,277
- Bookmarks:
- 7,284
- Hits:
- 577,369
Bookmarked by farkenshnoffingottom
29 Sep 2022
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Time travel, except the time traveler has not realized it's time travel yet...
Marked complete with occasional updates. Last read chapter 17 -
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It wasn't how he thought he'd save the Galaxy, but it was effective.
MAY 21 EDIT: Now with a little bonus scene!
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Flimsiwork by TheShinyLizard
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2023
- Words:
- 11,092
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 143