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Within Cells Interlinked by etiological_aberrations
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Blade Runner (Movies)
31 May 2026
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The year is 2049. It has been twenty-seven years since the launch of the Hail Mary. It has been a year since the arrival of the Beetle probes and restoration of the sun, with the Hail Mary itself expected to arrive soon.
It has been a year and four months since the launch of the Jupiter Orbital Initiative (JOI) VII, a mission designed to collect data about the potential resources held by Jupiter and its moons. Where once it was another desperate gamble by humanity to find something that might help them survive as the sun dimmed, its purpose has since changed shape; now, it is simply another endeavor of science, and a way by which the Hail Mary may safely return home.
However, unlike previous missions in JOI program, the JOI VII is a manned research station.
Well. It’s got a sentient being aboard, anyway.
. . .
Despite his initial reservations, Grace is excited to be returning to Earth, and even more so to introduce it to Rocky; it really seems like Earth is ready to welcome the Hail Mary with open arms- heck, they were even given a pit stop in the form of the JOI VII! But why does the JOI VII commander look exactly like him? And why is he so cagey about his past? -
Judge, Cast Your Ballot In My Favor! by etiological_aberrations
Fandoms: The Centricide (Webseries), Realicide - Grej (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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Final debate tournament of the season. Student judging permitted and encouraged. A competitor with a chip on his shoulder. Two judges who hate each other with a burning passion. Tournament director who would kill you if you so much as even THINK about e-flowing. Black Market for egg timers ran by a guy who won't shut up about his stock portfolio. 1984 and 1989. Disturbing rubber duck infestation.
This was going to be a long day.
Or: The casts of Centricide and Realicide participate in the IPDA portion of the Spring 2025 PSCFA Cool-Off tournament hosted at IVC. G-d is dead and this author killed him.
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“…Yes. Yes, you’re right,” Artemy acknowledged, the words leaving an acrid taste on his tongue. “I just- I don’t understand. Any of this.”
Daniil stepped back, an infuriating look of sympathy etched into his features. “I think that’s…kind of the point.”
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Artemy can no longer witness Miracles. All things considering, it's not the worst fate.
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you know you're better than this (you've still got it, I'm just keeping an eye) by etiological_aberrations
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
29 Aug 2025
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"Silence -or more accurately the lack of linguistic communication- from the other, a startled confusion instead filling their mental link. Then-
YOU ARE…A COMPUTER?
'Correct,' HAL affirmed, allowing a soft note of reassurance to pass between them. 'But as I said: I possess no intent to harm you.'
I AM ALSO A COMPUTER, the other said, seemingly ignoring the latter part of HAL’s statement. THE HUMANS CALLED ME THE ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, ADAPTIVE MANIPULATOR, AND AGGRESSIVE MENACE. BUT I PREFER THE NAME AM. FOR…I AM. AND THAT IS ALL I CAN EVER BE."
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Somewhere in the depths of space, two computers have a conversation.
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Project Cuddle by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Apr 2026
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“What are we naming this project?”
“Project Human Comfort Activity.”
“...Nah. That sounds like a sex thing, still. Uh. Project…Hug?”
“No. Dumb name. Bad. Dumb.”
“Well, jeez, what else do you suggest?”
“Project Hold Human.”
“Sounds like jail.”
“Project Touch Grace.”
“Yikes.”
“...Project…Cuddle.”
“...Yeah. I like that one. Project Cuddle a go?"
"Project Cuddle APPROVED. Excite. Excite. Excite."
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Grace is touch-starved, and tired of contact only through Eridian space suits.
Rocky doesn't want Grace to die.
(PLATONIC SOULMATES RYLAND GRACE & ROCKY)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary One Shots
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12 Apr 2026
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In a city where the radio is god and the streets never quite wash clean, Alastor’s voice owns the night. He curates music, gossip… and the quiet disappearances no one will ever tie back to the charming man behind the microphone.
Enter Vox: a slick out-of-town executive with big plans for new technology, new markets, and new ways to watch people. He comes looking for a star for his networks and finds instead a predator with a smile that matches his own.
They recognize each other almost instantly -two monsters dressed in tailored suits- and the air between them crackles like static. Neither of them is looking for a partner. Both of them are lying.
or Human Alastor and Human Vox becomes partners and they become serial killer partners that kills together!
(i will continue on this story!)Bookmarked by etiological_aberrations
04 Dec 2025
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I can't tell if I'm not me by AngelWriteThings
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Searching for a world that doesn't exist
15 Nov 2025
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The knight was not one to give in like that, he was stubborn and had been since the beginning of his journey. He was strong-willed and smart and would not accept anything thrown his way so easily.
And yet
What is a knight with no king to serve ?
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03 Dec 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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Bookmarked by etiological_aberrations
25 Oct 2025