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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Shane has a... particular sleep habit.

    Ilya is very, very intrigued.

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    15 Sep 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    A word-for-word retelling of Ilya Rozanov's first full session with his league-appointed therapist, Dr. Shane Hollander.

    Why he's seeing a league-appointed therapist in the first place? That's another story for another day.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.

    She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?

    He was naked.

    She screamed.

    “Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”

    Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.

    “Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.

    “Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.

    Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.

    (yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)

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    14 Sep 2026

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    @privrozzz if he thinks i'm changing MY routine or MY spot at the gym he's fucking insane
    @privrozzz wait that's him????
    @privrozzz those fuckass shorts

    or; a texting smau where popular yoga instructor shane and gym bro ilya become sworn enemies after the gym moves the yoga studio right next to the weight room

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    11 Sep 2026

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