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Saving Mr. Wanks by LovesBitca8
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
09 Mar 2020
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Rey blinked at him. “He… pleasures himself in the men’s room?” Poe nodded. “In one of the stalls?” Poe nodded. “He doesn’t lock the deadbolt?”
“Nope,” he said, popping the consonant. “It’s common knowledge that the men’s room is… um, occupied from 2:00 til 2:15.”
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A crack!fic, treated seriously, and then treated like a crack!fic. In that order.
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28 Apr 2026
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oh my god, they were roommates by LovesBitca8 for monsterleadmehome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2019
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"I'm not going anywhere, Granger." He gave her a smile that crept up his pointed features. "I am living in my court-ordered exile in my court-ordered flat. You're the one choosing to live here."
"I'm not leaving, Malfoy." She planted her hands on her hips and her feet on the floor.
He tilted his wine glass back, his long throat swallowing every last drop as he glared at her. Smacking his lips, he stood from the table and strutted down the hall with a "We'll see," tossed over his shoulder.
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28 Apr 2026
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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28 Apr 2026
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
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