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i like defiling r and j canon for some reason by earwigs
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
28 Apr 2019
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weird wip i dug up on my docs. tybalt becomes a pirate and has a huge honking dick. the last time it was updated was mid 2018 and i will never finish this but might as well post the first chapter :V
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- Part 3 of Unserious
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in soviet russia, canon defiles you by earwigs
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
28 Apr 2019
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cheers to another abandoned wip
also from 2018, like maybe around june
cant take credit for ALL the nonsense, since it was pretty evenly divided btw me and two friends who dont use this site
story vaguely resembles plot of the og r and j if you rly stretch ur imagination, but the friar works at mcdonalds and romeo also marries tybaltSeries
- Part 2 of Unserious
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wrote this when the meme was relevant and its not anymore but here
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- Part 1 of Unserious
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Unserious by earwigs
Fandom Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Sprite Cranberry - Fandom
28 Apr 2019
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This is a quarantine for all my old shitposts, for if I decide to ever post any earnest work on this account in the future.
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The Bitching of Aotsuki by TheGoneAngel
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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He suddenly remembers a memory of Eito and himself in the War Room. They were sitting close to one another, and Eito was smirking about something. He said gravely, “One of those degenerate ogres believes they are worthy enough to bear a child for you,” and Takumi felt a stirring of deep-seeded panic. He was too young for this; not like this. He thought of Nozomi, so lovely and ready; not like this. She would be very compliant and gentle; not like this.
Takumi had already tainted her, his final reward, by allowing her memory to be warped and programmed into obedience. He wouldn’t have a child with her.
Eito grabbed his arm and tapped him, one, two, three. Takumi looked at him. Eito smiled at him, his eyes glinting. “I will not let anyone defile your sweet scent with their rot. I will protect you, Takumi.”
Takumi wondered if there was a challenge within Eito’s love.To bear a child for you…
Takumi wonders if Eito is up for the challenge.Bookmarked by earwigs
13 Jun 2026
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Takumi keeps pushing his luck.
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13 Jun 2026
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Defile me in your hate, bile-stained and all by lullabyindex
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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"You can't possibly be getting off to this…” Takumi spat. Let alone being perverted, it was cruel. Cruel to get any ounce of enjoyment out of hurting, humiliating, and violating someone this way— but it was Eito.
“Really? Me? You’re just as bad as I am then…”
Shudders ran up his body, hardly looking forward to what this would spiral into— if it was at his expense. But he could make this worse for Takumi, too, if he tried.
“I'm not doing this to please you. I already feel so painfully nauseous just being around you this much, in fact.”
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25 May 2026
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a heart pumping blood by spacepirate
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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"But it's not easy, y'know? How do you punish someone who gets off on pain?"
Eito shuffles his feet.
"I can't spank you. I can't pull your hair. I can't use a crop on your back. So it takes a lot of effort to think of how to put you back in your place, Aotsuki," Takumi says.
"Any thought takes a lot of effort from you," Eito replies. He says it coolly, like insulting Takumi requires no additional work on his part. Considering their usual push-pull, it probably doesn't.Bookmarked by earwigs
11 Jun 2026
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In which the violent massacre of dozens of humans is the general and his lieutenant’s ideal foreplay.
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11 Jun 2026