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A series of events drive Flambae to the limit of his capacity for rational thinking. Now on a hunt for his missing teammates, Hakim will stop at nothing to get them back, no matter the cost to himself. This is a story of sacrifice and the burden stars carry by shining so bright.
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A conflict of interest results in an unlikely romance between scientists.
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Harry finds himself in the liminal space between Martinaise and actually having to be Harry Du Bois again. He needs to return to his apartment, and his job, and his life, but the prospect is terrifying; everything that was once him is everything he can't allow himself to be ever again. Kim helps him make the transition, and Harry pines wildly over him. They eat food and talk about the homo-sexual underground. Harry tries not to cry a lot.
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“Hold up, hold up!” Prism chuckled, handing him the orange, square-shaped cover. “You better read yours.”
“For what? I already know what it says. ‘ Flambae is amazing, and so fucking strong, and hot, and I’m a bitch! Also, he’s hot’. “
She raised a brow.
Shoulders dropping, he opened the folder, and his eyes dimmed slightly.
“ ‘Chad is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.’
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The Z-Team get their hands on Robert’s reports about them. Flambae doesn’t like what he finds, and makes sure Robert knows.
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Robert is back to being Mecha Man when he gets hurt in the line of duty. This isn't a problem for him- shit happens. Unfortunately, it's a problem for everyone else.
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"the robert robertson mental health intervention he clearly desperately needs"
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07 Dec 2025
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“Why'd you name him Beef, anyways?” Malevola asks.
“He looks like a small cow, so he's well named.” Flambae comments. Everyone stares at him. “What? He's a fat black and white dog. Completely cow shaped.”
This is the story of how Beef came to live with Robert.
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05 Dec 2025
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"Uh, anyone see Flambae?" Robert asks, checking the work groupchat he rarely uses. He scrolls up a couple hours worth of texts, through memes and shit-talking, and finds nothing from Flambae. Not even a single flame emoji.
"He's got a fever, so he's staying home." Prism says after a beat, when no one else speaks up. "I told him raising his temperature on purpose was going to get his ass sick, the deaf motherfucker."
"Yeah, he really hates listening to solid advice. Must be a pride thing." Invisigal agrees.
"Wait wait, go back. He did what?"
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05 Dec 2025