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oh kinky, take me inside, and let the honey slide by burgermaster035068
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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“One question, though.” Chad asked, before closing his eyes and thinking, “Actually, two questions.”
Herman blinked, nodding as Chad shuffled the photos—bringing up several, and displaying them as if they were cards, “When did you get these?” He taps at the selection of photos, and Herman begins, once again, to heat up like a tomato.
The selection of photos was a series of his old friends, who had taken pictures of Herman back then—getting piercings. One was on her eyebrow, which seemed to have been rejected—noting the scar on his eyebrow. There were about six more photos of Herman weeping, clutching onto whatever skin they came into contact with. He had one done on both his ears, both piercings gone and closed up due to him wanting places to work at—and another, right on his navel.
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beautiful, beautiful boy by burgermaster035068
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Apr 2024
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you and boothill had decided this a long time ago, yet found it difficult to proceed with such an endeavor. impulsively, boothill took on a modification that has its chance as equal as its consequences. when your two dnas connect, and forms into a baby, you hoped that it was possible to have a child that you could call your own.
well, how unlucky you two were.
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tequila gets a nightmare while sick. martini helps him.
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ayato and thoma are both sick. they convince each other to sleep together.
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we must stay focused brothers, we must stay focused! by burgermaster035068
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Apr 2022
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ayato stares at thoma, and thoma gets flustered.
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THIS IS NOT THE MAIN STORY, THIS IS A BONUS, OPTIONAL SMUT CHAPTER!
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What took place that faithful night in chapter 8 of my other fic.
A separate post to contain the NSFW smutty secret scene of the story that's entirely optional to understanding the plot.
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Waterboy and Prism spend a night together, and Waterboy finally gets laid!??
Mostly made for myself, but I hope to inspire more Sparkling Water content and spread the agenda, so why not share.
Please leave a comment if you enjoyed, definitely try to read the original fic this was made for, if you get the chance (Inside, We are Soft). I worked really hard on it.🔶️🔸️🔶️🔸️🔶️🔸️🔶️🔸️
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- Part 2 of DISPATCH | Sparkling Water saga
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28 Jan 2026
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After many unsuccessful and painful exorcisms, a young priest who’s heard of their plight turns up at Herman and his grandmother’s farmhouse.
He has some very unusual methods. But Herman can trust a man of God, right?
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20 Jan 2026
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Waterboy gets taken and tortured. This is the immediate aftermath.
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20 Jan 2026
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It had taken a few days to notice the pair of watchful eyes following him from the shadows. For it to be a member of the Z-Team was the confusing part.
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14 Dec 2025
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breaking news: sopping wet man with water pouring out of his ears is least weird member of his family by ace_onthecase
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Nov 2025
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Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.
Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.
It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.
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Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family
The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain
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03 Dec 2025