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There is a dog on Link's couch.
There is a dog on Link's couch.
Link doesn't have a dog.
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Rhett goes missing on a Tuesday.
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“When I was in high school, I actually went through a, um, a little jolly jolt of time where I decided that I was gonna paint my fingernails.”
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The kid Ms Locklear has put Rhett next to has a weird name. He's got a big smile and blue eyes and he's shorter than Rhett (so is almost everyone) and his daemon is a puppy.
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It’s not been thirty-six years, but it’s not been fewer than thirty. And Rhett’s been so careful. But somewhere along the line – he had girlfriends, got married, had kids – he’d lost the urgency to pretend, the need to hide.
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The Phrases That Pay; Prompt Fills. by bowyer
Fandom 15th Century CE RPF, Dragon Age - All Media Types, The Almighty Johnsons, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The White Queen (TV)
03 Aug 2014
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Prompts from my Tumblr Ask Box.
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Louis finds himself exiled and presumed dead after a coup d'etat gone wrong.
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Speaker's Corner; A Hobbit Political AU by bowyer
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Aug 2013
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Thorin Oakenshield's an overworked constituency MP, and the problem with a town like Erebor is that everyone's a bloody pest.
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pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape by perchancetosleep
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Rookie Roz has fucking nothing on the self-destructive bastard that spawns in the fall of 2016.
The demon that has swapped places with Cliff's best friend has one goal, and that is seemingly to kill the body it has stolen. The CGM app looks like a goddamn mountain range, and for the entire first two weeks after The Breakup Cliff is waking up several times a night to call Roz and get him to deal with the high or low that he’s trying to sleep through.
And then the notifications stop.
(Or, 5 times and ways someone helps Ilya manage his type one diabetes + 1 time the world finds out about it)
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06 Jul 2026
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we've both been very brave by perchancetosleep
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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It is an unremarkable, dreary March morning in Ottawa when Ilya Rozanov’s life swiftly burns to ashes around him. Ilya had intended to spend the rare morning off of training sleeping off the lingering exhaustion from the seemingly endless stretch of away games as long as Anya would allow.
Instead, it is barely past six in the morning when armed agents pound on his front door.
(Or, a remix of the FanMail incident.)
completed fic, updates every thursday
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06 Jul 2026
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you talk of the pain like it's all alright by perchancetosleep
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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As soon as Ilya realizes that he has to kill himself, his brain immediately latches onto one indisputable fact: someone is going to have to find his body. There is no way around that, but not even the premature guilt for whoever has the unpleasant task is enough to talk him out of it, anymore.
If he hadn’t ghosted Galina, she’d probably tell him that he cares so much about it because of his own experience finding his mother. She’d also probably tell him that the fact that losing Shane Hollander is enough to make him kill himself means that he’s got a long, nonoptional date with a padded room clogging up his calendar for the foreseeable future. She already has a lot of fucking opinions about Shane and their fucked up situation, and Ilya really is fucking sick of hearing about it because he will not let her ruin the one good fucking thing he has.
Had.
(or: there is no plane crash. there is still a catastrophe.)
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06 Jul 2026
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inching across the great divide by perchancetosleep
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Apr 2026
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Yuna Hollander is a pragmatist above all else. She thrives with logistics and spreadsheets, weighing probabilities and outcomes and risks and rewards. She can handle the people-coralling of it all, if she treats the schmoozing and handshaking as moving chesspieces instead of navigating a social minefield.
She knows that Shane is the same way, except that his tolerance for people-coralling is even less than her own.
What Yuna does not know, and what has bugged her for the past nine months, is what the fuck happened on Boxing Day to blow up Shane and Ilya’s relationship past the point of repair.
It doesn’t really matter, now. Right now, she is simply glad that she has quietly remained an emergency contact for Ilya Rozanov for the logistics of what they are facing at this very moment, because it means that she knows the address of his new place, and so she can race to it after her phone had damn near overheated and exploded during her morning Pilates class with the notification overload.
Someone has hacked Ilya's iCloud account. Ten years of text messages have been published for the whole world to see.
(title from the great divide by noah kahan)
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06 Jul 2026
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Yuna doesn't like him.
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