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    “Sorry, I don’t know the etiquette for accidentally hooking up with your favorite author’s boyfriend, trashing his life, being hired to work on his house, only to then become starstruck with the realization that he is, in fact, your favorite author.”

    [Or: Alex gets hired to work on some wheelchair accessible accommodations for a Brooklyn Brownstone. There's just one issue.]

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    01 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    [Alison Hammond appears now, “crying” into a gingham cloth as Paul Hollywood follows her, ringing a loud bell. They pass Alex, paying him no mind.]

     

    “I didn’t mean to, Paul! I swear!” Alison cries as she wipes beneath her eyes.

    “Shame!” Paul replies, ringing the bell once more.

     

    [Prue Leith follows behind Paul, shaking her head slowly. Alex stops her and nods in their direction.]

     

    “What did she do?” Alex asks in a stage whisper.

    “She called a macaroon a macaron,” Prue says back.

     

    [Prue follows Alison and Paul off the screen, leaving Alex looking after them, terror on his face. He turns to face the camera and swallows loudly before giving a grin that’s more of a grimace.]

     

    “W-welcome to the Great British B-baking Show,” he greets before bringing the phone back up to his ear. “Noel, you have to come back. I’m not going to make it.”

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    28 Mar 2025

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    The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY.

    Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.

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    13 Feb 2025

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    Kneeling on the rug in front of his fireplace was a man. A distant part of Alex’s brain recognized that he was the prettiest fucking man he’d ever seen in his life, but more pressing knowledge made its way to the forefront of his mind, which was that this man was an omega. And he was in heat. The smell that had Alex so captivated was obviously coming from him, which meant the smell of fear was coming from him.

    Then again, if Alex found himself naked, arms tied behind his back, in the middle of a rut and in a stranger’s house, he’d probably be pretty fucking afraid too.

    “The fuck is this?” he hissed quietly.

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    baby's first omegaverse!

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    12 Sep 2024

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    04 Nov 2020

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