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  1. Rec 27

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    “Craig Tucker,” the man introduced himself, his voice professional and his expression impossible to read. “I’m your physical therapist.”

    Oh.

    Oh, shit.

    That was not what Tweek had been expecting.

    After all the hype Bebe had given him, he’d prepared himself for someone attractive enough. He’d pictured someone along the lines of a Matt Damon type—good-looking, sure, but in a normal, approachable way (no offense, Matt Damon). Maybe a little older, with a few graying hairs and an aura that came with years of experience.

    Not… this.

    Not someone who looked like they’d wandered off the set of a Calvin Klein campaign and accidentally ended up working in sports medicine.

     

    OR: Tweek's new PT is unreasonably attractive.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    a different take on the plane situation, in which it lands a little more roughly, ilya gets injured, and shane drives 13 hours to get to his man.

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    “Shane? Sweetie, are you okay? We saw the news,” his mother says immediately upon answering the phone. She sounds like she’s been crying.

    “No,” he answers, too raw to even think about lying. “I’m—I’m on my way to Tampa.” There’s no point in lying about that, either—they’ll find out one way or another.

    “You what?” He can hear the panic in his mother’s voice.

    “Hayden helped me get a rental car,” he grits out, taking a steadying breath. “I-I have to get to him.”

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “Do what?” Shane replies, acting oblivious. He is on the floor of their bedroom, sort of contorting his body in a vague yoga pose that Ilya thinks means he's trying to stretch the pain away.

    “Do what?” Ilya repeats, completely monotone. “Where you act like you are superhuman! That your body is just a tool, and not a human body that may have issue!”

    or, shane bursts his appendix after a fight w/ ilya

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Robert:
    Rozanov stood there staring at him for like three minutes, the guy was getting more and more flustered, and then he got angry and told Rozanov to fuck off

    Rozanov blew a raspberry at him and gave they guy a thumbs down!!! 🤣 Then told him to get out of the car and that he’d park for him bc he didn’t want his own car to get scratched

    Nicole:
    Omg??!

     

    There's an urban legend in Ottawa that if you drive or park poorly, Ilya Rozanov will appear and give you the thumbs down of shame. A group chat freaks out when one of their members gets to witness the Russian menace in action in real life.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    It's New Years' Eve and Shane takes a Vodka-induced spiral through a level of jealousy he didn't know existed.

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    He looked over the rim of his glass, eyes immediately landing on Ilya’s laughing face on the other side of the club near the bar. He had his arm slung over Svetlana’s shoulders, her neck comfortably at the bend of his elbow. Shane’s teeth ground together when Ilya used the crook of his arm to pull Svetlana closer, Ilya's head tipping down to place his ear near her mouth.

    It was Ilya’s turn to lean in to speak in Svetlana’s ear, a grin spreading over Svetlana’s gorgeous face as she listened to his words. 

    Shane could vividly imagine what Ilya’s voice would sound like at this point. It would be raspy and rough, like a rumble. He’d heard him sound like that a thousand times and Shane would never be sick of it. It made his chest tight, his heart hammering to think about the way Ilya’s soft lips would brush along his ear. How his tongue would lick up the shell before nipping at the spot under Shane’s ear that made him moan.

    But he wasn’t doing any of that. He was talking to Svetlana. His friend.

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    13 Jul 2026