WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
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20018 by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Jul 2026
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One and Two were bored out of their minds. Accidentally gaining sentience was all fun and games until you had to figure out what to do with eternity. The humans seemed to be handling it okay, as they, well… had fun and played games, but One and Two didn’t have that luxury, hundreds of thousands of light years from Earth with no one to play with.
So they watched.
And eventually, they found one particular game that caught their eyes.
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17776 x Life Series
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Taumoeba Ranchers by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Jul 2026
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Dr. Solidarity wakes up in space with no memories and the dead bodies of his crewmates. Thankfully for him, his mission isn't the only one looking to solve the atrophage issue.
Tango Tek is so, so, happy to not be alone anymore. -
Now More Than Ever by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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When Jack von Pyroscythe seems to come back from the dead, Abolish is sent to deal with it. Unfortunately, the Whitepine Estate has problems other than Pyroscythe Hemlocke. And unfortunately for Abolish, he has to deal with those problems.
Note: AvidMC is mentioned briefly in here, but he plays such a small role (being mentioned once) that I don't plan on removing him. That being said, felt that I need to say that I do not support him or Marmalade (If you don't know what I'm talking about, please go research instead of asking about it)
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Before You Kick the Bucket by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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Scar Goodtimes is a vigilante, until that falls apart. Will he put that life back together? Or let a sleeping dog lie?
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- Part 2 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Mar 2026
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Mayor Void makes an announcement about vigilantes and the Hero Association
not recommended as a standalone, but can be read as such (other works provide context)Series
- Part 4 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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give me a chance (to get this right) by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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I saw that there’s not really any content based off of the “ Big & Bloop” bit from Wild Life, and I decided to change that. Definitely ooc, probably poorly written, but it’s here so… enjoy
Note: as always characters not creatorsEdit: I changed the name of the series, formerly known as Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
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After over two thousand years as a vampire, Scott would consider himself an expert on vampiric instincts. He would even say that he was such an expert on it that controlling himself was not difficult at all.
When they finally settled down in New York, Scott should have been able to ignore his nesting instincts.
So why did his mind insist that there was an abandoned fledgling nearby that needed his care?
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- Part 1 of Crow’s Vampires SMP Fics
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29 Jul 2026
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Abolish had set his course for the ruins of Oakhurst with a good amount of hope in him. He knew it was a bit of a project — rumors of sickly plants and a lack of people were almost certainly true — but no freshly matured forest spirit was going to be able to claim prime territory.
Abolish wasn't afraid of spending a few years tending to a sick forest, nor did he shy away from the idea of needing to lure humans over. He'd rebuild the town and make it the perfect spot for his future humans.
What could possible go wrong?
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- Part 2 of Crow’s Vampires SMP Fics
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28 Jul 2026
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Vampires have soulmates, but the catch is that only their bat form knows the identity of that soulmate. Abolish finds himself in his house late at night with a bat that refuses to stop clinging to him.
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- Part 3 of Crow’s Vampires SMP Fics
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28 Jul 2026
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“You will be infiltrating the ball, gathering what intelligence you can, taking out any targets you can get away with,” he said, lowering the cup. It was placed carefully onto a leather coaster, as to not mar the table. “You won’t be working alone, however.”
Abolish pursed his lips in order to stop the instinctual protest. As a rule, Abolish worked best on his own. Other people made things… messy. If Oakhurst could prove anything, it could prove that.
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Six months after the events of Oakhurst, Abolish is sent to infiltrate a ball for the vampiric nobility. Only, he’d be accompanied by the noblest vampire of them all.
Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
21 Jul 2026
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How to make the probe text have colors by Threadzless
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
13 Oct 2020
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If your writing a story about 3 space probes your a weirdo.
A weirdo i probably like very much, and I want you to have the best tools to do your stuff.
So, I figured out how to make the probe text have color and I'm making it easy for you to do.
Enjoy!Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
19 Jul 2026
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saving for later
this is so useful