UndercoverBootyLettuce
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Intern is left alone to lock up the hospital after a late-night ambulance shift. Now he gets to interact with the entities, because I said so.
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I watched the dead poets society, and wrote a lil smth based off my feelings about it.
So that means this is one part vent, one part me projecting, and one part sounding my yawp. Good day.
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what’s wrong with you? why are you blue? (ON HOLD: See Latest) by UndercoverBootyLettuce
Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)
02 May 2026
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work in progress
They get their execution and he gets his freedom, for the time being. Too bad Sebastian Solace isn’t a fan of going over the fine print, or asking questions before jumping in headfirst.
*Fuck Zerum and enablers in general. (As of 4-18 the jury is now out regarding Zeal) They can go lick paint. By continuing this, I offer none of them my support. I am treating Sebastian as a community-made OC for the remainder of this work, and frankly from the way I’ve written him so far I think he counts as an OC.
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They changed the cutscene for rescuing Painter in the update, and I had to write about it.
i’m so sorry.
BIG spoiler warning go here for STTS ending
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Knowing is Half the Battle by UndercoverBootyLettuce
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
10 Mar 2026
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Basically the events of the video but with the dude on his laptop in real life? Wow!
(Gonna be for real, probably won’t finish this since I’ve lost interest in the series. Feel free to take what I’ve written and continue with it, I’ve written up to ~9:00 in the video)
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Sebastian and Painter Interactions (I just think they’re neat) by UndercoverBootyLettuce
Fandom Pressure (Roblox)
25 Aug 2025
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People say put 100% of effort into everything you do, but draw the line at gambling. Which is really just a long way of saying they don't believe in you when you're hopeless. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Animal Hospital (Roblox)
10 Jul 2026
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It would be so easy to devour the rest of the body, besides the patient is already dead. No one will miss him, and no one will know-
"Intern!" Nurse calls from the main hall. "I need you to get vitals on Room 3."
They stop their feast. Their mouth snaps shut. Intern zips up the body bag and puts it back in the morgue.
Or: The ER's night shift is always insane. Its crew is just a little bit moreso.
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10 Jul 2026
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Morton blinked a few times, seeming to finally register what had fallen out of his bag. "No no!" The cricket waved his hands defensively, "These are ehhh…"
He snatched up the keys with a delicate claw, cocking his head to the side to read what the tag said. As his eyes seemingly scanned the tag, something about his demeanour… shifted. He straightened up ever so slightly. Clawed hands curling tighter. Eyes widening. "…These are my apartment keys." his voice was… off.
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After a regular day of collecting his junk, Morton stumbles upon a set of keys he seemingly recognises. Seemingly owns. And so, Morton and his newly found friends investigate this so-called apartment of his. Or; what if Morton had a Companion Quest?
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07 Jun 2026
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You don't remember how you got here, but more concerningly, You do not remember who you are.
There's no time to think about all that, though- You've been sent down to someplace called the 'Hadal Blacksite' in search of a crystal called 'Z-2', and when you find it you have to bring it back to the people who sent you here.
You fail, and you die.
Then... You wake up.
You return to the Blacksite- and you die again.
And again, and again.
(̊ͭIT̓ ̌̌IͣͧS̫ͪ ͔ͩͦQ̤̹̓̈́U̎I̻̱T̈ͪE͈ Nͧ͂İ͎̦ͥC͇͇̾ͭE̟͉ ̱̟T̤͛Ō͖ ̻̻̽Ḫ̼̅̒A̒V͙ͣ́E͗ ̻̉I̠͍͊͗Ṋ-̳H͈̭O̫̰̅ͫU͕͖S͇E ̜̭́E̥̼̓N̝̤ͤ̉T̝͛ͅE̪͐̈́R̪̗̽T̫̹ͯȀI͗̔N̮̟̄M̫̆̋EN̹͆̏T͇̓̅ ̺ͤ̓S̞ͥŨ͕̹C̼̏̓ͅH́ ̒ͬA̞S̥̞ ͉̪͌̿T̩H̙̤͌̐ḮͬS.͂͂)̆̉
--------An AU in which the only person aware of their multiple deaths is the expendable themself.
This story is plot-driven, and a very VERY slow burn. The prologue chapter can be safely skipped in its entirety; it is the only chapter written that way. Feel free to jump straight to chapter 2 if you dont like it. You can always come back later if you feel you need to. (The only thing you may miss out on is some context for the very first chapters.)
Happy Browsing!
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- Part 1 of The Pressure Fic
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03 Jun 2026
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Short (?) story about some unfortunate guy turning into everyone's favorite telescope over the course of two months
Warnings for body horror (shit gets real by chapter 3) and paranoid tendencies, kind of the stuff to be expected in a story about a guy turning into telescopes i guess
there's a few more specific things that will be mentioned on the notes at the start of every chapter (although the first 2 are relatively mild)
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26 May 2026
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An Audio Recording of an interview with a Hadal soldier after the incident.
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30 Oct 2025