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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    My first collection of JackSmith writings! I'll be using this, as well as future books in general, to help with scripting, visualizing, and developing the narrative flow of events in my comics!

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Clockwork has decided it’s time to meddle.

    Or Danny wakes up in another universe as the heir to the Demon Head. He’s forced to train as an assassin until he can find a way to escape Ra’s grasp.

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    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    After the gruesome fight with Pariah Dark, Danny lost his family and friends and lost his power. Making him leave Amity Park forever and staying inside the ghost zone. Few years later(Probably, he slept through it) his rogues pushed Danny inside the portal.
    Now, Danny is having a normal life as a normal person as a barista. Until the freak circus of horrors comes to town.
    … why is his powers coming back?

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    21 Apr 2026

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    At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.

    Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.

    Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.

    Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Harry, having grown up a little more rough around the edges than Dumbledore would have hoped for, decided to embrace the part of himself that the Hat said would do well in Slytherin. But instead of letting it sort him amongst the snakes, he decided to do it his way—by using the foolhardy bravery that Gryffindor was known for to hide the cunning he kept close to his chest.

    Harry begins his journey into the magical world, unknowingly following his parents footsteps far closer than anyone could have expected. Of course, to be able to notice this, people would have first had to have known the path his parents actually took. Hidden heritages and unexpected inheritances lead to chaos as two generations of marauders come together to save the world from the havoc created by prejudice and ego.

    The title comes from the saying "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".

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    19 Apr 2026