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    Crowley desperately willed his uncooperative brain to catch up to where Aziraphale was. He knew what the Angel was saying in theory , but every time he tried to make himself believe it, it was like he was short-circuiting.

    “So you want me to tell hell that we’re fucking?”

    “I want you to tell Hell that I’m letting you do whatever you want to my body.” Aziraphale responded. “We already have the rope, if they need a demonstration.”

    “ Demonstration? ” Crowley squeaked. Suddenly, some very compromising thoughts thrust their way directly to the forefront of his imagination.
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    Heaven and hell don’t remember the apocalypse. In order to spend time together, Aziraphale comes up with a genius plan; they tell heaven that he’s kidnapped Crowley to extract information, and they tell hell… Well, they tell hell that Crowley is sexually corrupting the angel. Just how far will they go to make sure that their story is believable?
    Alternative title: Not Your Mother’s Fake Dating AU.

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    Whilst drunk, Aziraphale accidentally reveals a kink he has. Crowley is utterly fascinated.

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    Aziraphale's wings are exceptionally sensitive. This makes grooming them something of a challenge.

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    Crowley offers to groom Aziraphale's neglected wings, which sparks off a new restlessness in the angel, a maddening itch that only another grooming session helps settle. Crowley also seems to behave oddly, but they struggle to speak openly about the unsettling change between them— until things spin out of their control.

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    "So then, my dear, what are we drinking to this time?" asked Aziraphale as he willed the champagne flute into his hand, smiling softly at the demon lounging in front of him.

    Crowley was currently grinning warmly, clutching his glass in one hand and looking more devastatingly handsome than ever.

    Crowley paused in thought for a moment and then chuckled, completely oblivious to Aziraphale's mental anguish.

    "I dunno really. I mean personally, to not being dissolved in a bath of holy water, I suppose," said Crowley, grinning cheekily as Aziraphale rolled his eyes at him and let out a small huff of laughter.

    "I did enjoy the Hellfire though. Great stuff, Hellfire. Really does leave you feeling invigorated."

    Aziraphale shuddered at the thought and took another sip of his champagne.

    "I really wouldn't know. I'll stick to holy water if it's all the same to you.

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