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    'What is Grace doing, question?'
    It all started with that question. Grace going back for Rocky was never going to be something he regretted. Ever.
    But then — on the way to Erid, problems that had been the last thing on his mind while on the journey to save his friend arose. Like privacy.

    Grace survives the journey to Erid, and maybe finds a new home there. Rocky and Adrian have a lot of love to give, and they're very creative. But maybe they'd like others to see just how wonderful their little humans is? How well he sings? Eridians are a very curious species, after all.

    Or the fic in which Grace finds out eridians are nothing like humans (duh). They are highly competitive, love playing with others and don't mind sharing. Privacy doesn't really exist on Erid other than for eating. He finds out just how much they are willing to share.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    In for a penny in for a pound at this point

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    When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.

    Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.

    Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Saw the art on Instagram and now we're rolling

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    "You know what?" Grace leaned back, shifting his weight from his knees to his heels, "This could not get any worse. I'll just have Rocky fix it when—"

    "Greetings… 𝅗𝅥♪𝅘𝅥♪𝅘𝅥… This 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥♫… Erid ♫𝅗𝅥♪𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥♫... ♪𝅘𝅥♪ Please 𝅗𝅥♪♫♫ 𝅘𝅥♪𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥 ship..."

    Rocky sat in his xenonite ball, his legs tucked up and asleep in an attempt to speed up healing from an accident. Rocky is asleep. Rocky is sleeping and injured and Grace's only way of effectively communicating with unknown Eridians is broken.

    "Aw shoot! This absolutely can get worse!"

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Omg this is such a good story 👏 chapter 5

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    Zoochosis (noun):

    An abnormal condition of captive animals that is characterized by repetitive sometimes self-destructive behaviors and is held to be caused by the stress of captivity.

    With the danger of starvation long over, Grace should be happy. The predictability of his new life promised peace and contentment, but predictability has turned into monotony. Earth animals do not do well under such conditions, as the Eridians are about to learn.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    An innocent curiosity that gets out of hand.

    An obsession that takes a turn, and a deal with the devil.

    All the right things to make this situation go terribly wrong, but when you have nothing to lose, how much worse could things possibly get?
    . . . .
    "You're so pretty."

    Huh?

    Was this thing being serious right now?

    He felt bile rise up in the back of his throat. He'd been saved by an obsessed lunatic who thought he was pretty? He ran a hand through his hair. How was his life just seemingly getting worse? This isn't what he wanted! He would've actually preferred to be in hell now over this. "Let me go, you psychopath!"

    A claw reached out and poked under his chin. Not cutting or stabbing into the flesh, merely resting against the soft skin. "Let's make a deal."

    "A deal?"

    "Stay here. Don't fight me on anything and simply enjoy yourself. Don't think too much in to things. If you're still not happy and wish to leave, I'll allow it."

    "S-stay here with you?"

    "Yes."

    "What if I say no?"

    "Then the deal is void and you stay here indefinitely."

     

    (Bowuigi- Bowser x Luigi)

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