Spunkalovely
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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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14 May 2026
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“Oh Granger,” he purred. “Are you about to make my day?”
"N-no." But her hips betrayed her, grinding again and again and again over the thickness wedged snugly between her thighs.
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Or, Hermione has a thing for Quidditch players.
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11 May 2026
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“I don’t fit in the standard size,” he tried.
Was it possible to die from mortification? Perhaps if he was lucky, he’d pass out from the lack of oxygen being sent to his brain, what with how much blood was currently being routed to his cheeks and…elsewhere.
After a moment, the coin dropped. Her eyes went wide, then snapped to his trousers. “Oh.”
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Or when colleagues Draco and Hermione are put in the same hotel room and Hermione can't help being nosy.
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11 May 2026
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The room bursts into catcalls and whoops, but Hermione just blinks down at it. Charcoal? It doesn’t immediately compute.
“You don’t seem surprised,” Malfoy drawls. “Have you been naughty this year, Granger?”
Oh.
Those bastards.
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Or, where a new Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product is featured at a holiday party.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.
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11 May 2026
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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10 May 2026