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    Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Tension between Baldric and Tannhauser reaches a breaking point. Truths are said. Bodies are explored. Things might be set on fire, but only a little. Unedited, unfiltered, unexplainable! Watch in awe as two extremely emotionally unwell men yell, get each other off, and are maybe in love or something of that nature a little bit! Featuring such thrills as "what the fuck do you mean you desire me have you not noticed how incredibly fucked up I am?" and "with enough engineering knowledge we CAN solve the age-old problem of how to jack off a cyborg."

    Takes place in a nebulous non-canon time zone so I can do whatever I want, and buckle up because I'm only halfway through season 2 with sparing and random bits of knowledge of anything else to come!

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Leon Kennedy wakes to find himself stuck in an Umbrella prison cell with Krauser as his jailer. It's the start of an ugly and dangerous little game, as captivity and Krauser's manipulations pull Leon into dark places.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
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    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    20 Feb 2026