Sageisverytired



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  1. Summary

    Wandering is something they're all good at. Be it forests or cities, ever abandoned by man, they know how to get around.

    (Eventually, maybe, they'll all get the rest they deserve.)

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    A whole garden of flowers,
    And my name etched on a rock,
    All this could have been avoided,
    All I wanted was to talk.

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    SHIELD needs access to the Olympic network for a mission, however there doesn't seem to be a non-suspicious way to quickly get inside.

    Enter Peter Parker. Seventeen years old. Gymnastics prodigy. Also Spider-Man.

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    17 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    MISSION BRIEF: Operation ██████ successful. [...] Targets eliminated. Remaining family terminated. [...] 4 year old male acquired, potential asset. IQ predicted to be 120-███, education recommended. Medically cleared, barely fit for field work.

    SUBJECT: ██████, PETER ████████
    ACQUIRED: 2004/███/██
    DOB: 2000/AUG/10
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    REQUISITION STATUS: APPROVED
    APPROVED BY: W. von S███████

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    17 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    The first time Peter Parker meets (some of) the Avengers, it's in a sewer and/or warehouse-he wasn't able to get a good look at the place, sue him for his uncertainty-after he had (apparently) gotten kidnapped.

    The first time the Avengers meet Spider-Man, he's calling them jerkwads from the top of Hawkeye's roof... according to Hawkeye. In Peter's humble opinion, rooftops are communical property among vigilantes, especially during alien invasions.

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    Seven times the Avengers were confused about Spider-Man's identity, and one time his identity was revealed.

    (A story told over the course of seventeen years, seven different world-ending catastrophes, and a kidnapping.)

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    16 Sep 2026

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    AU. Nineteen year old Peter Parker has worked for SHIELD ever since he had a run-in with Nick Fury over alien technology a couple of years ago.

    When Tony Stark and Happy Hogan are injured in an attack that uses unfamiliar alien tech, Peter is assigned by Fury as their bodyguard and informant. He has one rule he tells himself on missions. Or, well, one rule with three sub-sections: get in and out, stay alert, and do not get attached. (That last sub-section holds more weight than the others — by about forty percent, give or take.)

    Morgan Stark — and, apparently, the rest of the Avengers, along with people he's tried to leave behind — are making the last part of that rule very difficult for him. Oh, and it turns out that Tony Stark isn't as big of an asshole as everyone makes him out to be. Who knew?

     

    Runner-up in “2024/2025 Favorite” Irondad Creator Awards 2025 :) thank you to anyone who voted!

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    15 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    epilogue made me cry real hard actually . ouagh my him

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    It was dark. Peter couldn’t see anything, nor move his limbs; this was feeling a lot more like a kidnapping than an arrest.

    It was only when he heard the sloshing of water against metal that it fully hit him, and the accompanying fear sunk icy claws into his heart.

    He was being taken to the Raft.

    Tony Stark hoped that with the split of the Avengers and half of the team on the run, the Accords would fizzle out. Unfortunately, the opposite happened, and the committee decided to expand the Accords even more to encompass all enhanced vigilantes, no matter their level of involvement (read: Spider-Man).

    One of the proposed laws would involve unmasking and regulating all such individuals, with one exception: a signing member of the Accords could elect to sponsor them, at the risk of their own reputation if things went sideways. So Tony signed for Spider-Man. The kid had solid morals. What could possibly go wrong?

    Answer: Peter gets involved with alien tech, splits open a Staten Island ferry, crashes Tony’s plane into Coney Island, and gets thrown into a max security prison in the middle of the ocean. In that order.

    Tony has to see Steve Rogers' face again much sooner than he anticipated.

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    13 Sep 2026