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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Clark heard the static of Nightwing’s earpiece crackle to life as Oracle started talking. “There’s an attempted breaking and entering, half a mile south of you. Can you—”

    “On it.” Dick sprang to his feet and rolled his shoulders back, and suddenly Nightwing wasn’t just a story Clark had shared with a little boy all those years ago. “That’s my cue. See you around, Supes.”

    “Of course. Real quick, though,” Clark added, a little desperate. “If he’s not like…that, then what is Bruce actually like when he’s drunk?”

    “My friend,” Dick said, holding Clark by the shoulders in mock seriousness. “Perhaps one day you will know—but today is not that day.”

    “Right, of course, sure.” Bats and their secrets. “Be careful out there, buddy.”

    “Always am,” Dick said, lying through his teeth as he dropped ever so casually from the building.

     

    5 times Clark thought Bruce was drunk, and one time he actually was

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    15 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    In the south, there's a saying. The difference between naked and nekkid is that "naked" is when you don't have clothes on, and "nekkid" is when you don't have clothes on, and you're UP TO SOMETHING.

    This work is about four times the World’s Finest were nearly naked, and one time they got nekkid.

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    09 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Still, even if he’s not a poet, there will always be one more thing he can say — the most important thing. Clark takes a deep breath, his heart fluttering nervously in his chest. “I’m in love with you, Bruce. I think I might have always been in love with you.”

    Bruce’s shy, answering smile is something to behold. “Well,” he says, with pink cheeks and reddened ears, and soft, affectionate eyes, “After all this time, I’d certainly hope so.”

    OR: Bruce and Clark have been together for nearly three years now. It’s too bad Clark never got the memo.

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    08 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    10 times Superman couldn’t tell if Batman was gay or straight
    And 1 time he was certain

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Bruce – recently injured and working a case that just won’t break – sees the tactical advantages of temporarily ‘dating’ Superman.

    Clark – who was almost too late to save his friend from a fatal fall – doesn’t understand what he’s signed up for.

    For two people who know each other so well, the World’s Finest just can’t manage to get on the same page.

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    05 Aug 2026