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His friends all stand up to hug him in greeting. Oscar stays put in his seat, rubbing his sweaty palms against his jeans. He’s drunk now and he doesn’t want to make a fool of himself in front of such an ethereal being.
Bambi walks over to him and sticks his hand out for Oscar to shake. “I don’t think we’ve met before. I’m Bambi.”
Oscar’s so riddled with nerves that his tongue feels heavy in his mouth. Nevertheless, he reaches up to take his hand, his own dwarfed in comparison to the man’s large palm. “I’m Oscar,” he says simply, not trusting himself to say anything more.
“I know,” Bambi smiles down at him. “Do you want a lap dance, Oscar?”
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Some of the drivers were nice enough to take Oscar out to celebrate him winning the WDC and he gets way more than he bargained for.
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25 Jun 2026
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Inspired by a reddit post of F1 drivers as women. Carlos walks in on Lando dressing like a girl. Cuddling and comforting ensues.
'Lando wonders if this is how he’d be photoshopped to look. Maybe they’d give him an orange eyeshadow to represent McLaren and a deep red lip to match his skin tone. Either way, he’s happy with his choices.'
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08 Jun 2026
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When Lando drunkenly wishes at the end of the 2019 season to see what him and Carlos would be like in the future, he doesn't expect to wake up in 2021 in a Spanish villa with a half-naked Carlos cooking him pancakes.
But then again, who is he to complain?
Lots of cuddles, kisses and a bit of smut thrown in for good measure.
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08 Jun 2026
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After their plane crashes on the way back from the first race of the season, Carlos, Lando, Daniel and Charles feel incredibly lucky to have survived. However, as the tension between them mounts, it manifests itself in ways they never would have expected.
Includes Charles giving Lando a striptease, Carlos acting like a mother hen and Daniel getting naked at every opportunity for no good reason.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Would you ever wanna be on it?” Lando asks against his better judgment. He doesn’t let just anyone on his stream. He has a feeling people would like the looks of Oscar.
“Maybe,” Oscar squeaks, taken by surprise. “Are there a lot of people watching?” he asks innocently.
Lando doesn’t want to boast how many viewers he gets per stream. “Let’s just say, if we ever go out together, sometimes I get stopped once or twice. Not all the time. Would you mind that?”
“I don’t care about that,” Oscar states simply. “Better you than me,” he mutters under his breath.
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The five times Lando almost discovers how his new roommate can afford their rent and the one time he puts the puzzle pieces together.
(Plus the one time he does something about it).
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03 Jun 2026