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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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05 May 2026
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“You have no right to insert yourself in my life the way you did.”
“True.” He moved even closer, and Hermione’s pulse raced.
“You have no right to presume I’d want to be friends with you—”
“I don’t want to be your friend.” He stood to his full height, just a breath away. “I never have. Not back at Hogwarts, or when I first started at the Ministry. And certainly not now.”
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16 Apr 2026
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Alone on Christmas Eve for the first time, Hermione Granger reluctantly suspends her disbelief in Pansy Parkinson's supposed magical perfumes, which are said to grant the greatest wish of the person they're blended for, and allows the other woman to blend one for her. The process is... illuminating, to say the least.
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28 Jan 2026
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The war against the Dark Lord continues on, but Hermione is stuck at Grimmauld Place with the world's most annoying house guest.
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01 Jan 2026
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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08 Dec 2025