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    ‘Glad this place is empty,’ Jason thought as he, too, stood up, ready to fight.

    “Nah, leave this to me,” Danny looked over his shoulder at Jason. “I’ve got this.”

    Jason didn’t know if he should argue, but it was too late as Danny threw himself at the ghost with his bat raised high.

    “You know what, why not,” Jason sighed, sitting down to eat his food before it got cold. He could see Kira watching the fight with nothing more than a pinched expression.

    “Stay still–OW! DID YOU JUST FUCKING BITE ME?!” The ghost screeched, the sound of energy blasts and bodily harm background noise to Jason’s inner monologue (‘I wonder if I can frame a picture of the Joker’s bloody body in the manor without B freaking out?’).

    “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH!”

    ~~~

    No one knew how it started, but at some point, a Bat adoption bait of a kid started running around the U.S of the DC universe, chased by a gaggle of glowing green ghost cops.

    His reasoning?

    "We're playing tag."

    (They were not, in fact, playing tag. Danny has multiple warrants for his arrest from Walker that he refuses to elaborate on or comply with.)

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    Following the arrest of the Drs Fenton, Bruce takes Danny home as his newest ward. It's nothing he hasn't done before.

    Danny presents some unique challenges - his inhuman physiology, his parents' in-progress trial, the scope and magnitude of his abilities - but he's still a child like any other. Any of Bruce's, anyway.

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    After spending over a week investigating a prospective member, Batman has some questions about how meekly Phantom takes being shot at. He's strict with his rogues - why is he so lenient with the two human villains in his territory?

    It turns out Phantom has a lot of growing up to do.

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    What's a boy supposed to do in another dimension filled with heroes? Well become a pizza delivery man of course and if it comes with the bonus of fucking with the local heroes' heads then that is just a plus.

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    Helpful people were hard to find, even more so that could be considered neutral in the shitshow that people called the city. Especially where gangs, rogues, and vigilantes had more influence on what rules would be followed than the police or the government.

    There was Thompkin’s clinic obviously, but not everyone could make it so easily to the Doctor, especially not in time.

    But then Saturday showed up.

    No one’s really sure when, why, or how; but suddenly people knew to let the skinny barefoot kid look at whatever had you bleeding out or fucked up in a dumpster or alley. 

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