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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Nature was only a small detail to the real beauty, however. Scar's eyes widened immediately at the sight, his mouth gaping in awe. In the middle of the clearing lay a statue; large and overlooking, casting an intimidating shadow over him. Scar was a brave man—confident and fearless—but even so, the dark shadow consuming his surroundings left him unsettled.

    or; scar was never one to believe in gods or greater beings. but after almost getting killed and running for his life, he finds something in the forest that may change that.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Grian knew a lot of things.

    He knew how to cook for a crew of 60 people. He knew how to clean and scrub the deck until his arms went numb. He knew how to avoid being the crew's punching bag for the night. He knew when to shut up and do what he was told.

    But most importantly — he knew not to hope.

    Because hoping hurts.

    So when a battle ends and an unfamiliar man steps into the kitchen, grinning at him like he’s not just another piece of plunder, Grian doesn’t know how to react. And when he’s led onto the deck to meet the pirate captain — the man who now holds his fate in his hands — he braces himself for another cage.

    Instead, he’s met with curiosity. Freedom. A handshake, instead of shackles.

    And, for the first time in years, a dangerous flicker of something he told himself he’d never feel again.

    Hope.

    or; A captured avian, a pirate crew, and a freedom he never dared to hope for

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Scar knows a lot of things. For example, bananas are, botanically speaking, berries, while strawberries are technically classified as nuts. He is full of these odd facts. Did you know an octopus has three hearts–two that pump blood to the gills and one for the rest of its body? Or that, in the summer, the Eiffel Tower can stretch a few inches taller as the metal expands in the heat? He even knows that it rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn.
    But there is one thing Scar knows for sure: He doesn’t have all the answers. Sure, he knows a lot of random little facts, but there is just as much he doesn’t understand. Like, how on earth do you solve a Rubik’s cube? Which Star Wars movie is his favorite? How did math get so annoyingly difficult? But the biggest mystery at the moment: How did he end up in this mess?
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    Or: Scar gets abducted and is not having a good time... or is he?

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    18 Apr 2025

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    "W- What– What are you doing." Damn, it is really hard to be intimidating while experiencing blood loss.

    "I'm taking you to my nearest safe house so that you can not die on some random roof. You're welcome, Spidey-Babe!"

    "I don't need you to–”

    "Shh, praise me later for my heroics! Don't worry your pretty little butt about a thing. Old DP will take good care of you! Scout's honor."

    For some reason, Peter was not as opposed to this as he maybe should be. Deadpool is a killer. Peter shouldn't feel safe with him.

    But he does.

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    Being a lone vigilante is hard, alright? Between being Spider-Man, grad school, and his job at the Bugle, Peter really doesn't have time for friends. So when Deadpool starts to tag along on his patrols more and more often, Peter really doesn't object as much as he thinks he should. How is it his fault when the ex-mercenary worms his way into his heart with his obnoxious jokes, and fake flirting, and weirdly genuine kindness?

    Or: my attempt at a slow burn featuring plenty of spideypool tropes and a gratuitous amount of petnames

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    05 Apr 2025