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“Okay,” says Mac, accepting the Bible. It’s heavier than it looks, but that might be in Mac’s head. “Leviticus 20:13,” he reads, “A man who lies with another man should be stoned.”
Dennis asks, “Didja bring a J?”
Mac taps the joint tucked behind his ear. “I brought two.” He pats at his pockets, feeling for the second one he rolled.
“Excellent,” says Dennis. “Well, smoke that and then you can fuck me, yeah?”
Every atom in Mac screeches to a halt, all at once. “What?”
At a frat party, Dennis presents Mac with a loophole.
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- Part 2 of in sweetness comes suffering
Bookmarked by MothEatenCorset
09 Sep 2026
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'If loving Dennis is a length of rope, Mac keeps choosing to hang himself with it.'
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“You just kissed me!” Dennis exclaims. He raises his hand to his mouth and brushes his fingertips across his lips in disbelief. They’re still sensitive, buzzing from the contact.
“I thought—” Mac stumbles over his words, pushes his hair back from his face. “I just thought— I mean, you were the one who leaned in first!”
Dennis sputters, incredulous, “What, you thought I was going to kiss you?”
“What else was I supposed to think?” Mac asks, his voice bordering on hysterical.
“Mac, do you even know what shotgunning is?”
Mac throws his hands up in frustration. “Of course I do! I call shotgun, like, all the time in the car—”
“Oh my god, Mac, you’re a drug dealer, how can you not know what shotgunning is?”
After an attempt at shotgunning a joint goes awry, Dennis and Mac fool around under the bleachers.
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- Part 1 of in sweetness comes suffering
Bookmarked by MothEatenCorset
07 Sep 2026
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mac and dennis fight (but like really fight) by canofjelly
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Aug 2025
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this is my first time writing smut and it's a little fucked up (sorry) but dennis gets angry at mac and hits him and then they freak yeah
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Look, Dennis Does Not Care about Mac’s new boyfriend.
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Or: Dennis gets jealous when Mac doesn't want him anymore, and totally doesn't overreact!
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You can bite me, and I won't move by Patchwork7987
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Jul 2026
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“-I was thinking maybe you should try drinking from me.” As the suggestion slipped free from Mac’s mouth, regret and fear washed over him slightly, amplified by Dennis’s amused smile showing off his fangs.
“Are you joking?” Dennis asked,
When vampires are suddenly proven to be real, and Dennis's health quickly deteriorates, letting a sickness that's not just physical take over, Mac has to deal with the outcome.
AKA, Dennis becomes a vampire, and Mac does his best to take care of him, like he always does.
Bookmarked by MothEatenCorset
21 Jul 2026

