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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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24 Jul 2026
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Who knew a chlamydia diagnosis would solve the tuna melt meltdown
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EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
On the night of 14–15 December 1984, four senior officers of the Soviet ballistic missile submarine K-219, designation Krasnyy Oktyabr', arrived on United States soil. Their defection is assessed as voluntary, premeditated, and of EXCEPTIONAL intelligence value. This event is to be treated as a TIER ONE defection. Unauthorized disclosure will be prosecuted under Executive Order 12333.SECTION I — DEFECTING PERSONNEL
1. Captain First Rank ILYA ROZANOV, 30 years old. Commanding Officer, K-219. Ten years service, Soviet Northern Fleet. Graduate, Frunze Naval Academy, 1972. Rozanov is assessed as the primary architect of the defection. Motivation assessed as ideological disillusionment regarding the Soviet criminalization of homosexuality, compounded by a romantic relationship with [REDACTED]. -
death and taxes (and shane hollander) by fingersfallingupwards
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.
When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work?
OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.
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- Part 1 of old man hollanov yaoi
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After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.
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21 Jun 2026
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This was wonderful. Love love love. Shane and Ilya had such fun banter. Love the farmers market wholesomeness as well.
❤️❤️❤️🥒🥒🥒🥒🧄🧄🧄🥓🥓🥓
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A regular day in the life for Squad Leader Hollander quickly turns into a mad dash across the quadrant, leaving behind the life he always thought he wanted to save the one that really matters.
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Bookmarked by Meloncauliflower
02 Jun 2026
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Yessssssssssss. YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Incredible sci-fi AU I wanna cook into a soup and eat.
💯💯💯💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🚀🚀🚀🌌🌌🌌