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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Bookmarked by Lady_Boldly
22 Apr 2026
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Anonymous said:
Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
[3/5 stars]Anonymous said:
I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
[0/5 stars]Anonymous said:
Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
[4/5 stars]A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.
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- Part 3 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of In which there is Social Media
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Bookmarked by Lady_Boldly
21 Apr 2026
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Bookmarked by Lady_Boldly
21 Apr 2026
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Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’
Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.
Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.
The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.
Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any
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- Part 12 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
Bookmarked by Lady_Boldly
22 Apr 2026
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101 Fancy Ways To Hide Your Secret Identity by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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Tim is watching Brucie Wayne, himbo extraordinaire, make a fool of himself at a gala when he decides that he’d rather eat a Batmobile than do something similar.
Or; Much to Bruce’s disapproval, Tim’s method of removing suspicion of his dual identities had been by instigating a brutal, meme-worthy, long-standing social media feud with himself.
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- Part 13 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 3 of In which there is Social Media
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Bookmarked by Lady_Boldly
21 Apr 2026
