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Fatherless Behaviour by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
12 May 2025
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Tim gets de-aged, and tells absolutely no one.
He also, in no particular order, gets therapy, does a lot of crime, channels his inner cyberbully, steals another Batmobile, moves to Metropolis (temporarily), causes an Arkham breakout, gets kidnapped, kidnaps someone else, and accidentally becomes a supervillain somewhere along the way.
Parental supervision is for losers.
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- Part 1 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 2 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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Anonymous said:
Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
[3/5 stars]Anonymous said:
I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
[0/5 stars]Anonymous said:
Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
[4/5 stars]A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.
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- Part 3 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of In which there is Social Media
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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[SYSTEM ACTIVATION SUCCESSFUL! WELCOME TO {Dark Knights of Gotham}. BOUND CHARACTER: {Timothy Drake | Robin III} LOADED. STARTING R-POINTS: 100.]
Tim wakes up as a hated minor villain in Dark Knights of Gotham, the chart-topping, famously trashy webnovel he never bothered to read.
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- Part 5 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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During the Titans Tower debacle, Tim gets even. Jason finds out the hard way that he can use his fists all he likes, but no one can parry emotional damage.
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- Part 6 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 3 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.
Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?
At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.
Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist
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- Part 9 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. CAR. by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Jan 2025
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Bruce, like every self-respecting young Gothamite did, pretended to be a decent human being for as long as he was in the presence of his driving instructors. It’s been years and hundreds of speeding tickets since then, and that’s without even mentioning his handling of the Batmobile.
Now, it’s Dick’s turn. Having just turned sixteen, he can finally apply for a driver’s license (legally). The problem?
Dick, who basically grew up in the front seat of the Batmobile, has no benchmark for what is considered ‘normal’ driving.
Alternatively; Dick Grayson is finally allowed to take his driving test. There are casualties involved.
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- Part 10 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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“Oh no,” Tim deadpans, looking straight at the camera. “I’ve been kidnapped. Whatever shall I do.”
Tim wants to ditch the quarterly WE board meeting. Jason wants cash. There is a painfully obvious solution here.
Or; Jason kidnaps Tim for ransom whenever it's convenient. Bruce just wishes they’d both ask him for things normally, like regular people.
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- Part 11 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’
Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.
Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.
The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.
Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any
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- Part 12 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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101 Fancy Ways To Hide Your Secret Identity by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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Tim is watching Brucie Wayne, himbo extraordinaire, make a fool of himself at a gala when he decides that he’d rather eat a Batmobile than do something similar.
Or; Much to Bruce’s disapproval, Tim’s method of removing suspicion of his dual identities had been by instigating a brutal, meme-worthy, long-standing social media feud with himself.
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- Part 13 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 3 of In which there is Social Media
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Local employee adopts giant dog monster; More at 11. by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Lethal Company (Video Game)
14 Nov 2024
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As a part of a new galactic anti-corruption initiative, the Justice League’s crosshairs fall on a long-established corporation, one with a galaxy-wide employment pitch, obscured goals, and an impossibly high employee turnover rate.
Or; Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian go undercover to work for the Company. It goes.
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- Part 14 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Batman gets justice for Jason Todd: The fic by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
23 Aug 2024
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Shit is about to hit the fan in t minus 6 words
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- Part 15 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music