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    "—not kill him, understood?!" Obito growls in exasperation.

    There's a displeased grunt and the sound of metal clicking against teeth.

    "As much as I would like to agree with you, Genma," Raidō tries civilly, "we can use him for information. I just don't... I just don't understand why he's dressed in pajamas..."

    There's a prolonged silence following that statement. Kakashi can practically feel their eyes burning into his skin. It isn't his fault that he ended up here, he doesn't even know how or why it happened in the first place, so if he is dressed for sleep, then the guys should cut him some slack.

     

    Or Kakashi wakes up in a different world and he isn't sure if he likes what he finds there.

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    A perfectly nice radio astronomer and his adorable cat are minding their own business when they get abducted by a pyromaniac mathematician and a USAF colonel with questionable loyalties. A nightmarish, quixotic adventure draws them ever closer to cracking the enigmatic nine-chevron address.

    Hostile information landscapes and the threat of mind control make it hard to know anything for sure. One thing is certain though: no one smokes in space.

    And. This week, on Ad Noc:

    “Please tell me,” Volker whispered, “that you didn’t stab an undercover USAF colonel to deliver the message: we need cat food.”

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    The door to Mr. Spider's home closes, and Tommy Bradstaff disappears behind it, and the book does not.

    Jon picks it up.

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    Sometimes Jon wonders who he'd be if Gertrude had taken his Statement that day.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed one of his more volatile students quite so far while playing as Sukea. One moment, he was enjoying a final game of teasing his face before passing the Hokage hat to Naruto; the next, he was in the past, draped in oversized clothes that now felt more like a tent than an outfit.

    It wasn’t ideal, but he’d survived worse. His plan was simple: step into his old life, lay low, and figure out a way back to his proper timeline, even if it was the long way. Except... it seemed he hadn’t displaced his younger self. Instead, there were two Kakashis now, and they had to adapt.

    The younger Kakashi, sharp-eyed and prickly as ever, clearly wasn’t thrilled by the intrusion. But older Kakashi wasn’t too worried. After all, he’d survived his students—adorable little brats who’d outgrown their charm and turned into forces of nature. Compared to them, his younger self was manageable.

    Prickly or not, this kid might even be fun to mess with while Kakashi figured out how to navigate this unexpected hiccup in his retirement plan.

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